I was recently asked by someone who I love very much if I was going to update my journal any time soon.

( The answer is... )

Yes, I know. No need to remind me. It's totally under control, dude. Stop looking at me like that. It's under control.
( I said, It's under control, dude! )

Like many people who are in the stage of life I am in, I have discovered a cable channel that had always been there but was always ignored. The Home and Garden channel. If you are NOT in the stage of life I am in - HGTV is the channel that you see as you speed past on your way to the delights of Much Music (MTV) or TSN (ESPN) or the Fake News ( Read more... )

Beer is dumb.
( Here's why I think so )

Oh dear...has it really been a year ( Read more... )

Nerds and Sugar Babies beware! It is a Gummi Bear market out there!

( Why I am poorer than I used to be )

A lot of people have been asking me to write about MY experiences during the Blackout of 2003 or "How people whined a lot because they couldn't watch The Amazing Race for one night" as people in the future will come to call it. As my family and friends know I was trapped all alone with only a lot of food and water and a very forgiving calling plan ( Read more... )

We've all seen our share of computer scams, virus hoaxes and urban legends. The woman who wakes to find the words "Welcome to the World of Aids" written on her bathroom mirror after a one night stand, the man who had his kidneys removed after a one night stand, the girl who got pregnant after a one night stand ( Read more... )

Sadly no. And the sooner I come to grips with this the sooner I can stop shouting out things like "Canada is rePREsented!" in the Tim Horton's line ups. The sooner I can pull up my pants and stop letting people know that I am a Fruit of the Looms guy. The sooner I can stop dropping such lyrical explosions like:
( Maybe I am the next Eminem? )

Not moving in the sense you will be emotionally touched in some way by these stories but rather they are three odd stories that were brought up due to my having to move.

( Three Stories of Horror!!!! )