I have launched a new campaign, and I need YOUR help.

( Stop Hitting Me Now )

Before I start my plan for World Domination I want to make sure I am in a positive mood. I notice that two of my friends' latest entries have been a tad down (which makes me sad). And I don't want to fall into that trap. Too many Plans have been foiled because the Mad Scientist was in a blue funk when he started his plan. So I want to review ( Read more... )

( Do not read this under any circumstances!! )

Gigli (rhymes with really) opens this weekend and I have this excerpt from Ben and J-Lo ( Read more... )

I think this Web Journal is as good a place as any to plan my take over of the world. Or if not the World at least my version of it. As you all know (except that guy in the back who is sleeping)any plan must have a theme song for it to be work. SO here's the one to go with MY plan ( Read more... )

This is my first web journal entry ever! And I must say it is a lot like shouting in a cave. Who will hear me? What do they look like? Will they be annoyed by my shouts or will they run to get the Park Ranger because they fear I am trapped by a bear ( Read more... )