[LOGS] At the aphanon-meme:
From part(s) 8, 9, 11, 18, 19, 21, 22, 24, 26, 27, 38, 54-56, 58, 60, and 61. There are probably some cameos missing, but ... this is pretty much it. I think.
Just a forewarning, folks, before you trek off into the meme: some of these threads aren't safe for work. None of them contain anything explicit (I don't do explicit stuff), though England swearing like a sailor is a given.
(-) denotes threads to which I commented while anonymous and probably-sort-of-England.
Part 8
(1) Anonymous: "In the late 1800s Japan got most of their condoms from England and France."
* America's laughing in the background.
(2) Finland: "Do you think I could get away with hanging out washing tomorrow naked if I do it early enough in the morning?", England: "Why are you asking this in public?"
(3) 'Ask Lithuania': England gets cooking advice.
(4) Tony jeers at Hatton.
* The alien and England prepare to duke it out.
Part 9
(1) "Iceland was here./England is a loser." (Note: it was written on a chalkboard. The image's no longer there.)
Part 11
(1) Japan sings a parody song and England catches wind of it.
(2) Rome announces an orgy.
* England says: "Hell no."
* He tries to convince Northern Italy that orgies are bad.
Part 18
(1) Sweden presents a restaurant's menu.
Part 19
(-) America: "AMERICAN ENGLISH IS BETTER, THAT'S WHAT." [Confession: I didn't actually come up with the cucumber sandwich. Another Anon initially mentioned it in an older thread with notnotawesome (all I remember is that it involved a water park for some reason), and I followed up after they left. I'd like to find that thread again someday.]
Part 21
(1) France: "Oho, fancy meeting you here, anons~"
* England swears under his breath.
(2) Anonymous: "Who else thinks that we need 12 more Frances?", England: "Vetoed."
(3) Anonymous: "[Who's] responsible for Canada's missing 15.3 million in gold?", England: "Matthew, I do hope you haven't embezzled it for your own personal ends."
(4) England unintentionally makes an awkward situation ... more awkward.
(5) Canada: "So I wake up and I do a little back-reading and I see this. [...] I'm sorry, dad!"
* England: "Do try to be more candid in the future."
*America: "And he wants time alone to do his sex scandals.", England: "W-What scandals!"
(6) Sealand: "Alright! The first guest to my party and orgy!", Thirteen Colonies: "Thanks for having me in your orgy, Sealand!", England: "Neither of you are having a goddamned orgy!"
(7) England: "Canada, your cake."
(8) "Everyone forgot about Hong Kong National Day..."
* England offers a quiet apology.
Part 22
(1) England: "'appy Good Riddance Day!"
Part 24
(1) America: "'Don't really have the thighs for it,' MY ASS."
* England: "G-Good for you! Now put on a pair of trousers, for God's sake."
* Anonymous to the Thirteen Colonies: "Wouldn't you like a little skirt of your own?"
(2) Thirteen Colonies: "[Everyday, I'm] more depressed about my future, even though I do not understand what this means."
* Anonymous: "You were a bright, happy child, just looking for England. Now you're [...]"
(3) Fighting rats.
(4) Fighting rats, resolution.
(5) It's Tony the Alien.
Part 26
(1) " The original Magic 8 Ball has all the answers you need!"
* England: "Is my embroidery basket in the kitchen?"
(2) lion_guardant (England) appears.
Part 27
(-) TRUTH OR DARE thread
* America: "Dare.", England: "APOLOGISE TO ME THIS INSTANT!"
(1) Canada: "Okay, what do you guys think of when you hear "double-double"?"
* England: "Macbeth or a hotel room, I'm afraid."
*America: "In-N-Out's where it's at!", England: "That name has no relation to food."
(2) America: "Just thought I'd make this official."
* England: "The situation was worse than I expected."
(3) Anonymous: "But it seems like this England [lion-guardant] is tricking America into signing something like a marriage certificate."
* England: "'A marriage certificate'?".
(4) Anonymous: "I LEFT FOR LIKE A FEW HOURS AND NOW notnotawesome IS COMMUNIST?"
* America: "I've always been Communist."
(5) Another TRUTH OR DARE thread
* Anonymous: "I dare you to eat England's own cooking for a whole day. ", France: "...it is truth or dare, not a death sentence, anon."
* Canada: "Anons are strange, papa.", France: "...please stay away from these anons from now on, mon fils."
(6) Colonial Canada: "Anon Meme! Look what I gathered for you!"
* England's just observing.
(7) Operation Stop Drunk Brits courtesy of sue_persize.
Part 38
(1) Apparently America's stuck with a British accent.
*Elizabeth: "...we leave you alone for two seconds, my land. Two seconds. And what do we come back to?", America: "'Tis the barbaric undead queen from beyond!", England: "Bastard! Her Majesty is not to be insulted!"
Part 54:
(1) England accidentally de-anons.
(2) Anonymous: "I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME. ONE DAY..."
Part 55
(1) England gets second comment.
(2) France: "Bonjour! How nice it is to see you all again."
* America: "England was mean and said he didn't want to get me a kitten. Will you get me a kitten?"
(3) Kumajirou: "Someone called me a furry. What's a furry?", England: "I imagine that's because you have fur."
(4) England (sort of) comforting an Anon. (Could've handled that better...)
Part 56
(1) "You wake up in a MEME."
* England: ">EXAMINE MEME AND CHECK INVENTORY"
(2) Cold War America thinks Hong Kong is communist.
* Communist America ... briefly makes an appearance.
Part 58
(-) America's not crying.
* England being not so inconspicuous.
(1) America: "Accio Firebolt!"
(2) England: "Nonetheless -- what a display."
(3) England: "I haven't got [a mum]."
(4) England: "YOU SAW NOTHING."
Part 60
(1) "Specifically an RPer Headcount?"
* England.
* America.
(2) England responds to a paragraph of metaphorical smut-fic.
Part 61
(1) England: "Is that you?" (he asks an Anonymous.)
(2) China's stretching.
* England watches.
(3) Conquistador Spain: "DEAR INGLATERRA,"
(4) World Meeting Thread.
*Nation of Anonymous #38794: "AND I DEMAND THAT EVERY NATION PAY ME ONE MILLION DOLLARS. / Or alternatively, I raise the notion that the meeting be supplied with free Oreos and a glass of milk.", England: "Notion of free food, accepted with reservations. Demand to be paid: rejected."
* China: "ARTHUR. WE NEED TO TALK.", England: "You called?"
(5) England: "You're undoubtedly early for teatime, old chap, but you do what you must."
Just a forewarning, folks, before you trek off into the meme: some of these threads aren't safe for work. None of them contain anything explicit (I don't do explicit stuff), though England swearing like a sailor is a given.
(-) denotes threads to which I commented while anonymous and probably-sort-of-England.
Part 8
(1) Anonymous: "In the late 1800s Japan got most of their condoms from England and France."
* America's laughing in the background.
(2) Finland: "Do you think I could get away with hanging out washing tomorrow naked if I do it early enough in the morning?", England: "Why are you asking this in public?"
(3) 'Ask Lithuania': England gets cooking advice.
(4) Tony jeers at Hatton.
* The alien and England prepare to duke it out.
Part 9
(1) "Iceland was here./England is a loser." (Note: it was written on a chalkboard. The image's no longer there.)
Part 11
(1) Japan sings a parody song and England catches wind of it.
(2) Rome announces an orgy.
* England says: "Hell no."
* He tries to convince Northern Italy that orgies are bad.
Part 18
(1) Sweden presents a restaurant's menu.
Part 19
(-) America: "AMERICAN ENGLISH IS BETTER, THAT'S WHAT." [Confession: I didn't actually come up with the cucumber sandwich. Another Anon initially mentioned it in an older thread with notnotawesome (all I remember is that it involved a water park for some reason), and I followed up after they left. I'd like to find that thread again someday.]
Part 21
(1) France: "Oho, fancy meeting you here, anons~"
* England swears under his breath.
(2) Anonymous: "Who else thinks that we need 12 more Frances?", England: "Vetoed."
(3) Anonymous: "[Who's] responsible for Canada's missing 15.3 million in gold?", England: "Matthew, I do hope you haven't embezzled it for your own personal ends."
(4) England unintentionally makes an awkward situation ... more awkward.
(5) Canada: "So I wake up and I do a little back-reading and I see this. [...] I'm sorry, dad!"
* England: "Do try to be more candid in the future."
*America: "And he wants time alone to do his sex scandals.", England: "W-What scandals!"
(6) Sealand: "Alright! The first guest to my party and orgy!", Thirteen Colonies: "Thanks for having me in your orgy, Sealand!", England: "Neither of you are having a goddamned orgy!"
(7) England: "Canada, your cake."
(8) "Everyone forgot about Hong Kong National Day..."
* England offers a quiet apology.
Part 22
(1) England: "'appy Good Riddance Day!"
Part 24
(1) America: "'Don't really have the thighs for it,' MY ASS."
* England: "G-Good for you! Now put on a pair of trousers, for God's sake."
* Anonymous to the Thirteen Colonies: "Wouldn't you like a little skirt of your own?"
(2) Thirteen Colonies: "[Everyday, I'm] more depressed about my future, even though I do not understand what this means."
* Anonymous: "You were a bright, happy child, just looking for England. Now you're [...]"
(3) Fighting rats.
(4) Fighting rats, resolution.
(5) It's Tony the Alien.
Part 26
(1) " The original Magic 8 Ball has all the answers you need!"
* England: "Is my embroidery basket in the kitchen?"
(2) lion_guardant (England) appears.
Part 27
(-) TRUTH OR DARE thread
* America: "Dare.", England: "APOLOGISE TO ME THIS INSTANT!"
(1) Canada: "Okay, what do you guys think of when you hear "double-double"?"
* England: "Macbeth or a hotel room, I'm afraid."
*America: "In-N-Out's where it's at!", England: "That name has no relation to food."
(2) America: "Just thought I'd make this official."
* England: "The situation was worse than I expected."
(3) Anonymous: "But it seems like this England [lion-guardant] is tricking America into signing something like a marriage certificate."
* England: "'A marriage certificate'?".
(4) Anonymous: "I LEFT FOR LIKE A FEW HOURS AND NOW notnotawesome IS COMMUNIST?"
* America: "I've always been Communist."
(5) Another TRUTH OR DARE thread
* Anonymous: "I dare you to eat England's own cooking for a whole day. ", France: "...it is truth or dare, not a death sentence, anon."
* Canada: "Anons are strange, papa.", France: "...please stay away from these anons from now on, mon fils."
(6) Colonial Canada: "Anon Meme! Look what I gathered for you!"
* England's just observing.
(7) Operation Stop Drunk Brits courtesy of sue_persize.
Part 38
(1) Apparently America's stuck with a British accent.
*Elizabeth: "...we leave you alone for two seconds, my land. Two seconds. And what do we come back to?", America: "'Tis the barbaric undead queen from beyond!", England: "Bastard! Her Majesty is not to be insulted!"
Part 54:
(1) England accidentally de-anons.
(2) Anonymous: "I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME. ONE DAY..."
Part 55
(1) England gets second comment.
(2) France: "Bonjour! How nice it is to see you all again."
* America: "England was mean and said he didn't want to get me a kitten. Will you get me a kitten?"
(3) Kumajirou: "Someone called me a furry. What's a furry?", England: "I imagine that's because you have fur."
(4) England (sort of) comforting an Anon. (Could've handled that better...)
Part 56
(1) "You wake up in a MEME."
* England: ">EXAMINE MEME AND CHECK INVENTORY"
(2) Cold War America thinks Hong Kong is communist.
* Communist America ... briefly makes an appearance.
Part 58
(-) America's not crying.
* England being not so inconspicuous.
(1) America: "Accio Firebolt!"
(2) England: "Nonetheless -- what a display."
(3) England: "I haven't got [a mum]."
(4) England: "YOU SAW NOTHING."
Part 60
(1) "Specifically an RPer Headcount?"
* England.
* America.
(2) England responds to a paragraph of metaphorical smut-fic.
Part 61
(1) England: "Is that you?" (he asks an Anonymous.)
(2) China's stretching.
* England watches.
(3) Conquistador Spain: "DEAR INGLATERRA,"
(4) World Meeting Thread.
*Nation of Anonymous #38794: "AND I DEMAND THAT EVERY NATION PAY ME ONE MILLION DOLLARS. / Or alternatively, I raise the notion that the meeting be supplied with free Oreos and a glass of milk.", England: "Notion of free food, accepted with reservations. Demand to be paid: rejected."
* China: "ARTHUR. WE NEED TO TALK.", England: "You called?"
(5) England: "You're undoubtedly early for teatime, old chap, but you do what you must."