Part 23 is gonna race to feel the wind on its face

[aphanon_meme]

Wow, you guys are so speedy lately! I didn't even think it would max for a while, but it snuck up on me and maybe some of you, too!

Anyway... happy belated American Independence Day! And Canada Day! And Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Establishment Day!

enjoy part 23! :)

edit: Hey, a few people messaged me at some point in the past 2

Comments

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[puella_nerdii]

...your ass, you say.

[notnotawesome]

YOU CAN KISS IT.

[puella_nerdii]

Oh honey you have no idea how much I'd like to take you up on that offer.

*pinches cheeks*

[notnotawesome]

Woah there, dude, I didn't mean it literally.

[notnotawesome]

O-oh my.

What has spawned this amazing unfortunate development?

[notnotawesome]

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. I THINK I'VE BEEN CONNED.

[notnotawesome]

Either way.

I kind of like it.
I'm sure Canada appreciates this very much.

[notnotawesome]

That dirty hippie probably DOES.

[notnotawesome]

Some dastardly anon may have told him he didn't have the thighs to pull off wearing a skirt, in a brilliant demonstration of reverse psychology. Is what I would imagine.

[notnotawesome]

Jeez, talk about cankles...

[notnotawesome]

HEY, SCREW YOU. THESE ARE THE CANKLES OF LIBERTY AND JUSTICE-- I mean...

methinks plainview

[notnotawesome]

hey al
the italy bros want their tablecloth back

Re: methinks plainview

[notnotawesome]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D KNOW HOW TO SHOP FOR SKIRTS?!

[notnotawesome]

Hmmm...

Could use some tights.

[notnotawesome]

No way, man. At least now I have a healthy breeze 'round my privates.