Part 8.

Apr 30, 2009 00:36

Hey, hey guys... why was six afraid of seven? ... Aha. Anyway. Is six days the fastest you guys have managed to max it in?! I'm too lazy to actually check. Still, wow, that's crazy. Good job ( Read more... )

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 07:15:59 UTC
[Not lol'ing in the background at all]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 07:50:53 UTC
[Laugh less, America! England's on to you!]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 08:01:57 UTC
[THIS JUST MAKES HIM LAUGH MORE, YOU KNOW. While simultaneously trying to look innocent lalala]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 08:05:58 UTC
[He begins demanding compensation for his suffering ears!]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 08:12:44 UTC
[YOU'RE JUST HEARING THINGS, OLD MAN. The laughter is a lie~]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 08:18:02 UTC
[IT IS NOT A LIE. He heard it, loud and clear, and why the effing bloody hell did you just call him an 'old man'? HE'S ONLY ABOUT 1100 YEARS OLD. THAT'S PRETTY YOUNG, DAMN IT.]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 08:24:23 UTC
[HAHAHA YOU'RE OVER A MILLENNIUM OLD. So, how does it feel being like half as old as the Christian calendar, huh?]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 08:26:47 UTC
[SDlfkjslk ASK CHINA!]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 08:31:30 UTC
[But asking China isn't as hilarious! Plus he'd just start ragging me about my debts again.]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 08:34:52 UTC
[Oh, so he's your source of comedy now, is he? He isn't here to be your laughing stock. HE'S GOING TO LEAVE.]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 08:39:18 UTC
[Always has been! I mean, the tickets were sold the second he saw those eyebrows, dude. COME BACK SOON, Y'HEAR?]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 08:42:46 UTC
[He's got no reason to, ya nitwit.]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 09:03:28 UTC
[Who needs a reason to stand around and look funny? Ab-service comedy is the best!]

[OOC: Nitwit notes - ab-service = absurdist.]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 09:15:08 UTC
[For that pun alone, he's going to slap you silly with a magic wand and NO JURY IN THE LAND WOULD CONVICT HIM. ... It was either that or the plank; he's sure he still has one in his basement. He could put it at the top of the Empire State Building and make you walk it. WHAT A REVENGE.]

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sue_persize April 30 2009, 09:23:13 UTC
[He has no idea what pun you're talking about! Did he make one? He thought that was one of those old-man hobbies, like Shakespeare. And, what, are you trying to make him walk the plank on his own turf because you don't have any buildings tall enough or something? Hahahaha!]

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misterunionjack April 30 2009, 09:29:45 UTC
[No, it's because he doesn't want you lazing around on his turf and freeloading off his national budget.]

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