part 21 likes long walks on the beach and sprinkles

[aphanon_meme]

I'm so sorry if this took a while! I'm still sick and I had a weird fever dream that the meme maxed and something about goats... well, then I was like "OH MY GOD THE MEME" and made myself get up and oops, it did max.

h-hey, see, Part 21's title didn't have anything to do with alcohol...

Sorry sorry, and have fun!
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[misterunionjack]

Well... I couldn't accept your apology as simply as that, but seeing as the situation's resolved itself, I suppose it's best not to object. Do try to be more candid in the future.

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[al_kirkland]

...hi England.

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[misterunionjack]

Hello, my dear. Are you holding together all right?

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[al_kirkland]

'm fine. *small smile* Mattie was only trying to help, and I met the real future-me.

Oh, and I made friends with a Nation named Sealand. He looks like you!

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[misterunionjack]

Ah, good, and you got to see how you -- turned out, I suppose. Your future self is precisely who you ought to avoid growing up too be -- Well, too similar to, as he, too, has can be reasonable at times. ... D-Don't tell him I told you, you didn't hear it from me.

Are you telling me that troublemaker is here as well. Blast, I'll have to keep an eye on him.

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[al_kirkland]

*confused* But I thought you wanted me to grow up to be him? How similar is too similar?

...England, you don't like future-me very much, do you?

And Sealand's nice!

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[misterunionjack]

[frowns] Not at all, particularly when he rubs how far he's gotten without me in my face; God, the insufferable git. And I have yet to see any evidence of Sealand being 'nice'.

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[al_kirkland]

...how far could I he get? I mean, the first thing I really clearly remember is you, so how could someone who is _me_ not know how important you are......

But - Sealand! He's my friend and I promised him I'd recognize him as a nation! And then he gave me a blue balloon.

And I'm going to go to his orgy!

[misterunionjack]

America... [England feels a swell of pride; hah! Take that, Mr. I-am-now-Jones!] It goes without saying! You are more perceptive than your older counterpart, my boy, and that is, frankly, quite depressing. [But he's smiling as he says this.]

Bloody hell. Has he gone stark, raving mad. No! No orgies! Not if I've got a -- ARGH. The stupid runt! You aren't going, Alfred. As for Sealand -- Yes, I do believe I'll be having a word with Sealand...

[al_kirkland]

Ummmm. Thanks? *uncertainly* But I mean, you're the British Empire! It's kind of....how does anyone say you're unimportant? *isn't trying to flatter, is honestly confused. It's like someone being out at noon on a sunny day and saying he can't see the sun, right? Was something really wrong with him - with future-him?*

*registers the second bit* But England! I promised! And Sealand's my friend and you don't break promises to friends. What's wrong with an orgy? All the adult nations do it. And it's awesome, right?

[misterunionjack]

[quietly] I -- was the British Empire, lad. Much has changed since I last saw you so young...

[He sputters.] It isn't 'awesome'! Who told you this? Was it Sealand? America? One of the anonymous? [Fuck, he couldn't trust anyone.]

[al_kirkland]

...you're not the British Empire anymore? Oh! Was it because of me? Was it because I left? Or was it Ireland, was it Scotland? ....was it INDIA? England, what happened?

...oh, right. The orgy. Well, it was...Sealand. But the other Nations were talking about it, see, and they seemed so excited, and we just wanted to know why....

[misterunionjack]

... It's quite the long story, and I'm not in the mood to tell it. Some other time, perhaps.

Blast those other nations; the lot of them are foolish sods, all of them. Excited about that!