part 21 likes long walks on the beach and sprinkles

[aphanon_meme]

I'm so sorry if this took a while! I'm still sick and I had a weird fever dream that the meme maxed and something about goats... well, then I was like "OH MY GOD THE MEME" and made myself get up and oops, it did max.

h-hey, see, Part 21's title didn't have anything to do with alcohol...

Sorry sorry, and have fun!
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Comments

[anonymous]

England

[misterunionjack]

Obviously. Who else would be more suitable than I?

[misterunionjack]

...wait, we are speaking of cake, are we?

[misterunionjack]

...right, shall we be moving along.

[anonymous]

Perhaps you should start with tea and scones and take it from them, hm?

[anonymous]

*there, not them. Do forgive anon's inability to use your fine language.

[not_america]

Please, no.

[misterunionjack]

Rest assured you won't be getting a 'BJ' from me. I -- misread things. I am likely to get you something -- more suitable, however.

You like ice cream, yes? Would an 'ice cream cake' suffice?

[not_america]

Th-thank god. I was a little afraid there for a second.

Ice cream is great! And ice cream cake is the best!!

[misterunionjack]

Excellent. I shall order one for you; expect me to bring it in person.

[not_america]

I-in person? Aww, dad, you don't have to do that... But thanks.

[anonymous]

You might want to wait at America's, just in case. Your birthdays are awful close, and England does seem to have a knack for mistaking you two.

[not_america]

I am suddenly incredibly sad.

[namethat_nation]

I wasn't even here and I got sad by resonance or something.

[not_america]

I guess this really means we're the same, eh?

OOC/ dammit, I need to make a sad icon

[namethat_nation]

Well, we're not Al, Dad, Papa, Seychelles, Denmark, Germany, Italy, or... you get the idea.

Maybe I should start making up elimination roll sheets with our name and flag on them.

[OOC: Don't you have that one where he's crying at the poster on the wall]