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[miraculls]

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for

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[crusthatecean]

[So Karkat walks outside and sees some new asshole in place of his other drone sister. He staring into the sun like a complete idiot, so Karkat doesn't have high hopes for this guy. Whoever he is, he's a human who isn't wearing clown makeup, so there's no way he's Gamzee.]

If you look at it long enough, it'll turn into a magic fairy who'll come and fly up your ass.

[miraculls]

Whoooooooooooa, really? That'd be one motherfuckin' sick miracle!

[LOOKING EVEN HARDER AT THE SUN NOW. Part of him recognizes that voice, but whatever, there's time to figure out who it is later fairies]

[crusthatecean]

Gamzee?

[Oh shit...something inside him is panicking. He can't deal with Gamzee, not here. It might not even be Gamzee, maybe he's just insane and seeing things again. It was only a perigee past that he was plagued with delusions of Gamzee hunting him down, hunting his friends down...

But this doesn't sound like that Gamzee. There's no reason why his subconscious would try to torture him like this, is there? Well, okay, yes, it would, but that's not the point.]

Quit the miracle bullshit and look at me. Is that really you?

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[miraculls]

[but but but fairies]

phone

[partysense]

[this WOULD be the first thing she hears, wouldn't it]

Hi!

[he talked about a horn... and being pink!! but... skin? maybe he's a dragon? no, those have scales. oh, he must be a hairless creature! but what's hairless and has a horn?

she decides he is a hairless pink unicorn. one who likes pie- wait did he say he lost his horn. no, wait, plural. horns.

Pinkie is so confused. but Granny Pie said to be nice to everyone!! and that's what Pinkie does. no matter how... two-horned and hairless they are.]

Um, wow! Are you... okay? That sounds painful.

[miraculls]

[Is...is the tube talking to him? Holy shit, he is going to need a separate modus for all of these miracles so many miracles]

Motherfuckin' hey, my tubesis! And naw, it don't be hurting none. I can always be honking it up on my own self, honk honk!

[partysense]

Hi again!! But my name's Pinkie Pie, not Tubesis. [now she's wondering why she hasn't met the pony named tubesis...] That's okay, though! They sound the same! [no they don't........] I'm glad you're okay!

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[miraculls]

[oh my god

oh my god he's talking to a pie

he always knew this day would come]

dat audio hook I MEAN phone

[headedforhope]

...sorry, did you say horns?

[miraculls]

Yeah, tubesis! You seen them anywhere? They be all sounding like this: HONK!

[headedforhope]

Oh, those kinds of horns. I thought you meant ones that would grow out of your head.

[because she's met tavros and oh bb such big horns]

[miraculls]

[There's a long pause as Gamzee gropes the air above his head.]

Oh.

Oh, shit.

I done lost those too.

action bluh!!!

[frogst]

[ Jade's actually sort of interested in seeing her new "sibling", and she spends a few minutes watching him through the window before finally coming outside. He sure has been standing there for a while. ]

Um, are you okay?

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[miraculls]

[just going to be here watching a bird fly around for a bit whooooa how does it even do that miracles everywhere he looks]

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[miraculls]

[...oh hey, someone's talking to him

...oh wow, a pink starmonkey is standing right in front of him and talking to him

he's just going to...reach out and poke her lightly on the shoulder is this the real life or is this just fantasy]

[frogst]

[ Oh...kay. This kind of answers her question.

Jade's gaze narrows in on that finger coming towards her, and while she doesn't do anything to prevent the poking, once it's happened she's quick to shoo his hand away. ]

Uh. [ Oh god is he just going to stare like this all the time. ] Hi, I'm Jade.

Phone

[mathisradical]

...Dude... are you stoned?

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[miraculls]

Uhhhhhh....

[Long pause as he checks himself.]

Naaaw, tubebro, still looks like I be all made of skin and motherfuckin' miracles, honk honk!

[mathisradical]

[ T-tubebro? ]

Holy shit. You're totally high off your ass.

[miraculls]

I am? Whoa, how you be all knowing that and shit?

[glances at himself]

Uhhh...hate to tell you this, bro, but I still got my feet on the ground.