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oNe | phone/action

Jul 09, 2011 15:27

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for ( Read more... )

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crusthatecean July 9 2011, 20:39:16 UTC

[So Karkat walks outside and sees some new asshole in place of his other drone sister. He staring into the sun like a complete idiot, so Karkat doesn't have high hopes for this guy. Whoever he is, he's a human who isn't wearing clown makeup, so there's no way he's Gamzee.]

If you look at it long enough, it'll turn into a magic fairy who'll come and fly up your ass.

miraculls July 9 2011, 20:52:20 UTC

Whoooooooooooa, really? That'd be one motherfuckin' sick miracle!

[LOOKING EVEN HARDER AT THE SUN NOW. Part of him recognizes that voice, but whatever, there's time to figure out who it is later fairies]

crusthatecean July 9 2011, 21:41:59 UTC

Gamzee?

[Oh shit...something inside him is panicking. He can't deal with Gamzee, not here. It might not even be Gamzee, maybe he's just insane and seeing things again. It was only a perigee past that he was plagued with delusions of Gamzee hunting him down, hunting his friends down...

But this doesn't sound like that Gamzee. There's no reason why his subconscious would try to torture him like this, is there? Well, okay, yes, it would, but that's not the point.]

Quit the miracle bullshit and look at me. Is that really you?

1/2 miraculls July 9 2011, 21:52:51 UTC

[but but but fairies]

2/2 miraculls July 9 2011, 21:57:09 UTC

[Still, Gamzee is nothing if not amiable, so he'll glance down at Karkat, rubbing the spots from his eyes before a giant goofy grin spreads across his face.]

Heeeeeeeeeeey, best motherfuckin' friend, you're here too! Shit, this just be miracles on top of miracles! Like a motherfuckin' miracle pie!

And uhhh...I think it's me. Don't remember ever looking like this before, though. [He holds up his arm as an example look bro pink skin whoooooooa]

crusthatecean July 9 2011, 22:06:23 UTC

Oh, it is you.

Miracles inside of miracles like a enormous twisted fuck parade.

miraculls July 9 2011, 22:11:11 UTC

Hahaha yeah, now you're getting it bro! The best motherfuckin' parade ever! [GOING IN FOR A ONE ARM OVER THE SHOULDER STONER HUG]

crusthatecean July 9 2011, 22:18:16 UTC

[He...he could actually use that hug so he's not going to shrug him off.

Three...two...one...okay now he's shrugging him off.]

Okay, get a grip on yourself, asshole. This place is one major fucking miracle, okay? It's like once upon a time God took a dump so massive it wouldn't fit down the load gaper no matter how hard he flushed, and do you know what else? That little miracle grew up to be this bullshit.

miraculls July 9 2011, 22:33:11 UTC

Bro, you don't got to be telling me how much of a miracle this place is! Like, just -- [glances around before pointing to a tree] -- just look at that motherfuckin' tree. How the fuck is it so green? Shit, did it just wake up one day and be all up and like 'I'm gonna be the greenest motherfucker you ever did see'?

And the sun. We're standing outside in the sun, best friend. Biggest motherfuckin' miracle ever.

crusthatecean July 9 2011, 22:43:05 UTC

We're on the human planet now, and it's a different sun. It's not as bright as ours.

miraculls July 9 2011, 22:52:52 UTC

Uhhh...I thought we weren't able to be all up and getting our abscond on to the human planet?

[shrugs OH WELL it is not his job to worry about how things happen] See what I mean, bro? Just gotta wait for a miracle to happen, and everything works out in the end!

crusthatecean July 10 2011, 04:39:15 UTC

This situation is not exactly what I'd call everything working out, but okay. Fine. I don't really have it in me to argue about miracles right now.

Gamzee, where are you from on the timeline?

1/2 miraculls July 10 2011, 04:42:26 UTC

Uh, let's see...a bunch of us was trolling the starmonkeys, after you'd told us not to fall asleep and get our motherfuckin' dreams on....

miraculls July 10 2011, 04:43:11 UTC

...aw shit, bro, I think I must have done fallen asleep and gotten my motherfuckin' dream on.

crusthatecean July 10 2011, 05:08:56 UTC

Yeah, no one gives a fuck about my orders or listening to good leaderly advice, old fucking news.

What do you think about your...your true purpose?

miraculls July 10 2011, 05:22:17 UTC

Aww, bro, I done tried my best! Just wasn't feeling too great for some reason. I hadn't all up and stuffed a wicked pie down my protein chute in a while.

[the blankest of all blank stares]

Uh...what? Shit, best friend, if you told me there'd be a quiz, I woulda written something down. [and then forgotten about it]

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