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[miraculls]

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for

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[mothersome]

[ She's just out on her walk - and wow, she really loves this sort of weather - when she sees a strange boy with his mouth agape as he gets engrossed in all the things. All of them.

Sure, there are butterflies, but there are also mosquitoes abound. Yeah, he'd probably cull them if he was fast enough but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Fussyfangs springs into action. ]

... Although it can't be helped, it would do you better to close your mouth while admiring Earth flora and fauna.

1/2

[miraculls]

[oh wow butterflies holy shit it's like his miracle modus managed to sprout wings and fly oh gosh they're so beautiful everything is beautiful]

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[miraculls]

[after several minutes, he blinks and turns towards the strangely familiar looking starmonkey]

Sorry, chica, you be saying something?

[mothersome]

[ Well, he looks familiar himself! But not familiar enough. ]

Nevermind. Clearly, every word I am saying is reaching your human think pan.

[action; oh god am i late this entire post is gold *A*]

[riastrad_ridire]

[When Lancer walked out of his house a short distance down the street, did he expect to see some kid staring at basically nothing? No, no he did not.]

[So sure, why not approach and see what was going on?]

Yo. You alright, kid?

NEVER LATE and aaaaa thank you! ;u; also 1/2

[miraculls]

[watching a pink starmonkey go by on a two-wheeled device oh gosh that looks so motherfuckin' cool look his legs reach the pedals and everything]

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[miraculls]

[a few minutes later, he finally notices Lancer]

Whoa! Where the motherfuck be you all transportalizing from, brother?

;w; <3

[riastrad_ridire]

[...ooookay, you're not the sharpest blade in the armory, are you?]

Over there. [He pointed vaguely over his shoulder. And I walked here.

[phone]

[iheartcabbage]

[Okay, he hasn't even started a conversation with this kid yet and Adachi already thinks he's on drugs.]

Haven't you ever used a phone before?

[miraculls]

[Adachi has astoundingly good observational skills!]

Uhhh...I dunno. What the motherfuck be a phone?

[iheartcabbage]

[...Yup. Didn't even need to be an ex-detective for this one. Still, he'll amuse the kid.]

Er, what you're using to talk with right now. It's really not that much of a 'miracle' as it is pretty old technology. Wires carrying sound, that kind of stuff. I mean, you can pretty much do the same thing by connecting two cups with a string.

[miraculls]

Naaaaw, bro, don't be all up and explaining how this shit works to me! Takes all the motherfuckin' miracles right out of it. Gotta try the cup thing though, that shit sounds pretty motherfuckin' dope.

[action]

[gotmorbucks]

[Princess decided that a fly around town would be good at this very moment, clear her head, remind everyone that she has a jetpack. Through flying, she spots a guy just spacing out, doing absolutely nothing.]

...

[She stops right in front of him.] Uh... hello?

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[miraculls]

[spacing out...spacing out...when all of a sudden]

HONK!

[miraculls]

Shit, chica, you scared me! I didn't know you pink starmonkeys could all up and get your flying on!

1/2

[gotmorbucks]

[sdgjalkjg WHY DID IT HONK AT HER]

Who are you calling a monkey?!

phone;

[cueballer]

Mr. Makara? My word, you all seem to be coming very suddenly.

[miraculls]

Shit, tubebro, how you be all knowing my name? We ever met before?

[cueballer]

No, not at all. You can call me a 'moderator' of your Sgrub session, if you so wish. But, you and I have never established contact.

[miraculls]

...I don't get it.