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oNe | phone/action

Jul 09, 2011 15:27

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for ( Read more... )

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action mothersome July 10 2011, 00:19:53 UTC

[ She's just out on her walk - and wow, she really loves this sort of weather - when she sees a strange boy with his mouth agape as he gets engrossed in all the things. All of them.

Sure, there are butterflies, but there are also mosquitoes abound. Yeah, he'd probably cull them if he was fast enough but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Fussyfangs springs into action. ]

... Although it can't be helped, it would do you better to close your mouth while admiring Earth flora and fauna.

1/2 miraculls July 10 2011, 00:23:29 UTC

[oh wow butterflies holy shit it's like his miracle modus managed to sprout wings and fly oh gosh they're so beautiful everything is beautiful]

Re: action miraculls July 10 2011, 00:24:31 UTC

[after several minutes, he blinks and turns towards the strangely familiar looking starmonkey]

Sorry, chica, you be saying something?

mothersome July 10 2011, 00:49:16 UTC

[ Well, he looks familiar himself! But not familiar enough. ]

Nevermind. Clearly, every word I am saying is reaching your human think pan.

miraculls July 10 2011, 00:54:58 UTC

Oh fuck, you think I all what got my motherfuckin' thinkpan turned starmonkey too? [Pause.] Uhhhh...how can you tell if you're thinking starmonkey or troll? I don't be feeling any different....

1/2 mothersome July 10 2011, 00:58:20 UTC

Well, for one, humans generally don't have the capacity for an understanding of temporal mech-

mothersome July 10 2011, 00:59:44 UTC

Did you say troll?

miraculls July 10 2011, 01:07:47 UTC

[hahaha like Gamzee understands it either]

Uhhhh, yeah, I think so? My memory ain't the greatest though, shit be falling out of my thinkpan all the motherfuckin' time, so maybe not.

mothersome July 10 2011, 01:18:28 UTC

[ oh yeah. fact. Which is how Kanaya puts two and two together. ]

... Gamzee?

Of course, why didn't I realize it sooner? With your atrocious grammar and constant look of euphoria on your face, as if you had just consumed your daily dose of sopor slime. Actually, you probably take it in shorter intervals... When did you get here?

miraculls July 10 2011, 01:33:30 UTC

Uh...shit, I'm real sorry, sister, I don't usually all up and forget my motherfuckin' friends, but I don't be recognizing you or anything. [guiltiest face right now :o( he's supposed to be good at this troll disease!] Can you be telling me again who you are? I swear I'll lock it into my thinkpan all tight and shit!

And I just woke up in this motherfuckin' miracle land what a few hours ago, I think. [Never mind that, though, onto the most important bit here] You got any sopor slime on you, by the way? Feels like it's been ages since I've last had a good pie.

mothersome July 10 2011, 02:23:21 UTC

None that I can recall. The furniture they use as recuperacoons doesn't have any in stock. You'll have to make do with whatever you can concoct using the available ingredients in your hive, I guess.

[ Right, she's The Kanaya Human now... ]

It's easy to forget how unrecognizable you are once you've gotten used to this skin... It's frightening how quick I've grown accustomed to it. [ oh whoops anyway ] I'm Kanaya.

miraculls July 10 2011, 02:30:27 UTC

Awww, that be too bad. I lost my motherfuckin' horn pile too, so I dunno where I'll be getting my motherfuckin' sleep on now.

[GUESS WHO ALREADY FORGOT HE'S NO LONGER A TROLL]

....whoooooooooa, Kanaya? Didn't recognize you without your horns! When'd you get all starmonkey on me, chica?

mothersome July 10 2011, 02:38:42 UTC

[ you know it still amazes her how he's able to sleep on those but ok ]

As soon as I woke up. ... Perhaps earlier than that. I was unconscious between the time I used the transportalizer and my arrival. Do you know what this town is called?

miraculls July 10 2011, 02:43:35 UTC

Sorry, chica, I must have done forgot if I ever knew. I think Karkat said something 'bout this being the human planet, though.

mothersome July 10 2011, 03:07:20 UTC

That's all right. And yes, I've gathered as much from our surroundings and the increase in population during the day. Jade does not seem to be familiar with our exact location so I can't say where we are for sure yet.

miraculls July 10 2011, 03:14:15 UTC

Jade...uh...think she's my hivesister all up in this place and shit. You talked to her already?

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