oNe | phone/action

[miraculls]

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for

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phone;

[cueballer]

Mr. Makara? My word, you all seem to be coming very suddenly.

[miraculls]

Shit, tubebro, how you be all knowing my name? We ever met before?

[cueballer]

No, not at all. You can call me a 'moderator' of your Sgrub session, if you so wish. But, you and I have never established contact.

[miraculls]

...I don't get it.

[cueballer]

That is quite fine. I didn't have any high hopes that you would. Hee Hee.

[miraculls]

Haha, well, I'm glad I didn't up and be making you get your disappoint on! This means you're all from our universe though, right modfucker?

[cueballer]

Indeed. I live on the Green Moon of Alternia.

[miraculls]

Whooooa, right next to our planet! Though, uh...hate to bear the motherfuckin' grim news and shit, but I think it might have been all up and destroyed with the rest of Alternia.

[cueballer]

Oh no, it is quite intact I assure you. Mr. Noir has not yet found his way to it, preoccupied with other matters. Your concern is appreciated however.

[miraculls]

Really? Well, I'm motherfuckin' glad as shit for you, bro! Would have been all up and torn up if your home wasn't still around.

[cueballer]

Have no fear. Even if it were to be destroyed I could move it's entirety away, in order to avoid any destruction. But, I digress.

Welcome to Mayfield. I am sure by now the others that are here have made attempts to contact you.

[miraculls]

Uh...I still don't get it, but those be sounding like some motherfuckin' useful powers, so I guess I don't have to be all getting my worry on and shit if you say so.

Awww, thanks, motherfucker! And yeah, I already be meeting my motherfuckin' best friend, Kanaya, and the Jade starmonkey.

[cueballer]

Ah, I see. [Kanaya was here too? He didn't even realize. Well, that's just another one to mark on his list.] With you it makes seven out of twelve who have appeared. I wonder if it might come that you all reunite.

[miraculls]

I motherfuckin' hope so! I be all up getting my sad on if my motherfuckin' friends ain't here to be enjoying all these dope-ass miracles too. Real nice of you to what be keeping track and shit.

[cueballer]

Miracles? I wouldn't call this place a miracle. You are trapped after all.

...Then again, it couldn't be any worse than going back to a destroyed planet and hiding from a hunter with the power of a First Guardian.

[miraculls]

Naaaw, bro, there be so many miracles and shit all up over this place, I can't even begin to count them all. I mean shit, how we even be talking right now over this audio tube shit? Motherfuckin' miracle.