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[miraculls]

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for

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[partysense]

[this WOULD be the first thing she hears, wouldn't it]

Hi!

[he talked about a horn... and being pink!! but... skin? maybe he's a dragon? no, those have scales. oh, he must be a hairless creature! but what's hairless and has a horn?

she decides he is a hairless pink unicorn. one who likes pie- wait did he say he lost his horn. no, wait, plural. horns.

Pinkie is so confused. but Granny Pie said to be nice to everyone!! and that's what Pinkie does. no matter how... two-horned and hairless they are.]

Um, wow! Are you... okay? That sounds painful.

[miraculls]

[Is...is the tube talking to him? Holy shit, he is going to need a separate modus for all of these miracles so many miracles]

Motherfuckin' hey, my tubesis! And naw, it don't be hurting none. I can always be honking it up on my own self, honk honk!

[partysense]

Hi again!! But my name's Pinkie Pie, not Tubesis. [now she's wondering why she hasn't met the pony named tubesis...] That's okay, though! They sound the same! [no they don't........] I'm glad you're okay!

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[miraculls]

[oh my god

oh my god he's talking to a pie

he always knew this day would come]

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[miraculls]

Chica, that is the best motherfuckin' name I ever be hearing with my auricular sponge clots. Shit, this day just be piling on with all the motherfuckin' miracles!

[partysense]

Aw, thanks! [has no idea about 70% of what he just said but SO CHEERFUL] What's an auricular sponge clot? Sounds tasty!

[miraculls]

They be the things on the sides of my head what I all up can be hearing the motherfuckin' miracles of life with, of course! Never tried tasting them, though....

[There's some smacking sounds over the phone as Gamzee tries to lick his own ears and fail quite miserably.]

[partysense]

[O-oh...] Oh, you mean ears! [Hairless, pink, two now-missing horns, and ears. Combined with the voice, the following is currently Pinkie's mental image of Gamzee:

[miraculls]

[That's okay, here's what Gamzee's picturing Pinkie as right now.

[partysense]

[This is the most beautiful thread I've ever been in.........]

Oh, yeah! We Pies eat all kinds of things! This Pie loves to bake!

...Hey! How'd you know I liked pastries?!

[miraculls]

[crying with laughter]

Aww, fuck yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! We gotta be getting our motherfuckin' bake on all up and over this place!

And everyone be loving pastries, chica. Like fuck, how does that shit taste so good? Motherfuckin' miracles, that's how.

[partysense]

Wow, I've never put any motherfuckin' miracles in my baking! Is that like a secret ingredient? Ooh, ooh, tell me! Wait! No! You don't have to or else it wouldn't be secret but I promise I'd keep the secret! What is it?!

[miraculls]

Haha, ain't no secret! I just send up a quick prayer to the Mirthful Messiahs, that be all. They be all making the magic happen for me!

[partysense]

Oh, okay! Pray to the Mirthful Messiah-!

[oh wait. magic...]

Magic? But I'm not Twilight or Rarity... [sounds SO DISAPPOINTED]

...Wow, this is awfully complicated baking. Maybe I'm not a master chef quite yet.

[miraculls]

Naw, sister, you don't actually gotta do the magic, you just let it happen. There be magic and miracles everywhere.

Heeeeey, don't be harshin' all up over yourself like that! Long as it's made by a friend, everything tastes like a motherfuckin' miracle! [oh my god gamzee how are you not your own afterschool special yet oh right the drugs and murder]

[partysense]

Wow! When you put it that way, you're right! Magic is everywhere!

[dear god she is just agreeing with everything he says here] And food tastes best when you're eating with friends!