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[miraculls]

[Phone]

Whooooooa. How are -- how are all these motherfuckin' voices be coming from this little tubething? Motherfuckin' miracles, man.

[There's a looooooong pause, and it seems like Gamzee might have wandered off and forgotten to hang up until he speaks up again.]Uhhhhh...pretty sure my skin ain't all being pink last time I checked. 'Cept for

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[frogst]

[ Jade's actually sort of interested in seeing her new "sibling", and she spends a few minutes watching him through the window before finally coming outside. He sure has been standing there for a while. ]

Um, are you okay?

1/2

[miraculls]

[just going to be here watching a bird fly around for a bit whooooa how does it even do that miracles everywhere he looks]

2/2

[miraculls]

[...oh hey, someone's talking to him

...oh wow, a pink starmonkey is standing right in front of him and talking to him

he's just going to...reach out and poke her lightly on the shoulder is this the real life or is this just fantasy]

[frogst]

[ Oh...kay. This kind of answers her question.

Jade's gaze narrows in on that finger coming towards her, and while she doesn't do anything to prevent the poking, once it's happened she's quick to shoo his hand away. ]

Uh. [ Oh god is he just going to stare like this all the time. ] Hi, I'm Jade.

1/2 again....

[miraculls]

[stares at his finger does this answer your question yet, Jade] Whoooooooa.

[miraculls]

[and then ABRUPT SHIFT from awed stoner to goofily grinning stoner]

What is uuuuuuup, my pink starmonkey sister? I ain't ever talked to one of you motherfuckers face-to-face before, this place just won't stop with all the miracles! Name's Gamzee.

[Jade....Jade.....hmm, this name is ringing a few bells...

...nope, it's gone again.]

[frogst]

[ Yep her question is basically answered!! ]

Gamzee...

[ Oh god it's another one. Except he's looking very un-troll right now, but she definitely remembers him. They never really spoke much but miracles are hard to forget or something!

She's not yet sure if this is going to be endearing or annoying. ]

I guess it is kind of miraculous!

[ Not necessarily a good miracle, but still. ]

[miraculls]

[e-everyone finds him endearing okay this is how he has so many friends!!]

Shit, sister, ain't just kind of, we talking a full-on miracle here! Everywhere I motherfuckin' look, miracles. Fuck, how can so many miracles even fit in one place? Another miracle right fucking there, dogg.

[frogst]

[ We shall see, Gamzee, we shall see. ]

Oh yeah, there's way too many miracles! Like miraculously I was taken at a very inconvenient time. And miraculously I can't get in touch with any of my friends!

[ All the sarcasm. ]

[miraculls]

[Jade, you will soon learn that Gamzee is impervious to sarcasm on account of being too stupid to recognize it]

Aww, those don't be soundin' like very good miracles to me. Don't get your worry all up and over though - you just gotta wait a little and then the motherfuckin' dope miracles will start popping up all over the place, you'll see!

[frogst]

[ This makes her smile a little. If he's too stupid to recognize sarcasm, at least his positive attitude can somewhat make up for it? ]

I hope you're right.

[ And with that out of the way, there's something she's been wondering. ]

Hey, shouldn't you have some, you know... [ She makes some vague grasping motions over her head. ] Horns or something?

[miraculls]

[He reaches up into the air above his head, then makes a :o( face]

Shit, I all up and done forgot I lost my motherfuckin' horns. Hey, how you all be knowing starmonkey ain't the usual look for me, chica?

[frogst]

Oh, because I already saw Karkat! And I've seen a couple of your friends, actually, in dream bubbles. But don't worry, they'll probably come back soon!

[ And what a miracle that will be. ]

[miraculls]

[doesn't...understand what dream bubbles are, but okay!]

You been kicking the wicked troll disease with motherfuckin' best friend? Well fuck, any friend of his be a real good friend of mine!

[AND THE LIGHTBULB SLOWLY FLICKERS ON...]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey...ain't you one of the humans we all supposed to be trolling and shit? I think I all up already got my motherfuckin' chat on with you before...

[frogst]

Um, yeah, that's basically what we've been doing, since we're sort of siblings right now.

[ Wait he's just realizing that now? About time, wow. ]

That's right! I don't think you trolled me that much but it was also very... special.

[miraculls]

Uhhhh...what? I thought you was a starmonkey? Haha, is this supposed to be some kinda motherfuckin' joke?

...I don't get it.