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So I got a 20% discount card for shitty bookstore chain in town (eg. the one that's not Waterstones or Borders *sigh*) Anyone have recommended reads that I might be able to find in a not-very-big not-very-specialist store? I really want to read the House of Leaves, but I'm not sure they will stock it. I have a pile of about ten books I'm reading or ( Read more... ) -
Dr. Noble.
Wouldn't it be nice if global conflicts could be resolved with a bitch slap? I know I'm hankering to slap Russia, Georgia, China and Sweden right now (though Sweden just gets a little one because of one stupid attempt to pass a really bigoted law is certainly not the equivalent of genocide, not even on the internet). There ought to be a superhero ( Read more... ) -
Mass Effect: The Abridged Version: The Final Finality: Semi colon edition.
Previously Shepherd realises that the fate of the whole galaxy is resting on her shoulders, oh and she got laid, too.
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Mass Effect: The Abridged Version, the penultimate bit.
Previously, on Mass Effect Shepherd lost a crew member and didn’t even get a sympathy shag. Now she journeys to Ferros to hopefully finally find some concrete proof of a galactic threat.
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Mass Effect: The Abridged Version, continued further yet more
Previously, Commander Shepherd shot a Bondage Queen in the tit. Shockingly, she still didn't get laid.
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Mass Effect: The Abridged Version, continued yet again.
Previously, Shepherd rescued a blue teenager and listened to people talk about their feelings. Once again, she did not get laid.
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Mass Effect: The Abridged Version, continued some more.
Previously on Mass Effect, Shepherd killed some aliens for being badly researched and again didn't get laid. Now she's off gallivanting all over the tri-galaxy area on seemingly pointless errands.
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Mass Effect: The Abridged Version, continued.
Previously on Mass Effect, Commander Shepherd committed some war crimes and repeatedly failed to get laid.
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Mass Effect: The Abridged Version
I was going to review it, but that would mean I had to take it seriously. So I decided I would rather mock it in all of its spectacular mediocrity (I don't even hate the game, there's a lot of ideas I like, what sucks is the execution and complete lack of depth, neither of which has any excuse in a game that took four years to make ( Read more... )