[After fumbling around town in search for a white magedoctor, Kefka finally manages to work his SFC with just one hand. His right arm is in a sling, and his left leg is in a thick cast. Despite the bandages, only Kefka can manage to look so darn threatening still. He glowers into the screen of his SFC with such rage.]I hate you guys, I really do! ( Read more... )

Ahhhhh~!

[Huffing and puffing as he ran a mile or two, Kefka could be heard giggling to himself as reclines upon his bed.]

What a rush! I didn't expect all that to happen, but whatever. All that pent aggression is gone.

[A wistful sigh escapes from him.]

I gotta say, I feel soooooo much better now. It's good to get all that junk out of my head ( Read more... )

[Kefka was giggling the entire time he sneaked out of his roommate’s room with Akabane’s signature black trench coat and hat. The clown usually announced his fondness for Dr. Jackal’s floppy hat, but this was the first time he ever got a hold to it. Removing some of his signature beads and feathers out of his hair, Kefka placed the hat gingerly ( Read more... )

[After exploring the depths of the abandoned ship and the shattered Lamufao, Kefka decides to have a little talk with some of Vatheon's brightest and dumbest heroes. While he personally wouldn't mind seeing this little city be crushed by the weight of the ocean, Kefka would rather that would happen without him being trapped here. This is the only ( Read more... )

[After literally being unconscious for days on end, Kefka finally wakes up to find himself completely dazed and disoriented. He has no idea what happened to him, but the clown has a sneaky suspension that this is all Akabane's damn fault. However, he has no idea how right he is about that.]

...Eh?

[For a few minutes or so, Kefka just stares ( Read more... )

[ Once the SFC flickers on, the foreboding visage of the Phantasmal Harlequin pops into view. A wicked grin settles upon Kefka's face as he reclines within the modern luxury of his apartment. Not a single flicker of light shines within his handsome abode, but Kefka's stark-white face is quite noticeable even within the oppressive darkness. Dressed ( Read more... )

[Utterly dismayed by this recent turn of events, a pale faced blond peers into his SFC seeking more than just answers. Sgt. Kefka Palazzo is seeking answers to cure this latest bit of malady. He already suspects that the enormous coral reef is to blame here, but beyond that Kefka knows nothing.]Ladies and gentlemen, lend me your ears ( Read more... )

[Giggling to himself as he toys with his starfish, the upside down image of one lunatic clown could be seen staring into the camera.]

Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!

[If you’re just tuning in for tonight’s program, then here’s a brief rundown as to why Kefka Palazzo looks absolutely sloshed tonight. He’s drunk. The ( Read more... )

[All that yipping and blabbering earlier left the poor clown with a nasty headache. If he didn't know any better, Kefka would have assumed that someone's been messing around in his head! However, it's not exactly that but rather the arrival of a new curse. That's why this jester looks so disoriented right now. Kefka can literally smell and hear ( Read more... )

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