A Drunken Fool [video] (backdated after the party)

[madlydancing]

[Giggling to himself as he toys with his starfish, the upside down image of one lunatic clown could be seen staring into the camera.]

Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!

[If you’re just tuning in for tonight’s program, then here’s a brief rundown as to why Kefka Palazzo looks absolutely sloshed tonight. He’s drunk. The

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[eatingwings]

[ /watches ]

HAHAHA! Kefka from Dissidia~ Enjoy!

[madlydancing]

[What's this? A pair of crimson-hued eyes? Oh, they look like rubies! Kefka like rubies, they're the color of blood.]

Now, now! Who's this spying at me? Hm? A fan?

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[eatingwings]

[ /smug ]

XD~!

[madlydancing]

Now whaddya want, batty? Don't just stand there and grin at me!

[He winces a little. That migraine is kicking his ass.]

Go awaaaaaaaay! I don't wanna talk to you.

[ninthserenade]

[Stare. Hey, you're the jerk that pelted him with paintballs the other day. That isn't a very good expression on the sitarist's face, either--especially when he's been camping out in the music store lately.]

Drunk or hungover?

[madlydancing]

[Ah, hell. Here comes someone enjoying a moment of pure schadenfreude at Kefka's expense.]

T-There's a [*hic*] difference?

[ninthserenade]

[Karma's a bitch, isn't it clown boy?]

Generally hungover comes after being drunk, dude.

[madlydancing]

[Go to hell, pinhead!]

Fascinating information, but I rather know HOW to get rid of this pain before it gets worse!

have some [action]

[carminejackal]

[Currently watching from the doorway of the room, sans hat and coat for the time being and currently entertaining the idea of knocking the other man out so as to gain some peace and quiet once again]

I could do something about that pain if you like, Kefka. [Never mind the method of this doing something would involve him hitting certain nerves of yours to knock you out]

just what the doctor ordered![action]

[madlydancing]

[The clown almost forgot that Dr. Tall, Dark & Broody was there. After all, Akabane has a bad habit of being as quiet as a mouse.]

With what? Your scalpels again? That would do MORE HARM than good!

[Snatching his pillow off the bed, Kefka tosses it at Akabane.]

No thanks, pinhead!

[action]

[carminejackal]

[He catches the pillow easily before it hits him, and heads toward the bed carrying it in one hand, to drop it over the clown's face.]

Very well. Though I never stated just what I was going to do,

[He turns away from both clown and the bed, obviously it seems about to head out of the room and leave Kefka to his misery]

..and it wasn't going to involve scalpels.

[action]

[madlydancing]

[A muffed grumble came from the clown once the pillow was dropped on his head.]

No scalpels?

[He snatches the pillow off his face.]

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

[Owowowowow! Too loud! Kefka is stirring his own headache here.]

[onceageneral]

[Celes is just going to stare at the screen for a long time. She had arrived at the Hotel she was saying at and still in the dress. She sank down gracefully on the edge of her bed before clicking the thing on.]
That's why it's call star-fish communicator.

...Are you drunk?

[madlydancing]

[Kefka almost didn't recognize her, why? Because she looks so fancy right now! He's used to seeing her in gaudy shoulder pad armor or that yellow pants suit. She looks so different right now, almost regal.]

I...I guess so? Ya know, you look different. Did you cut your hair?

[onceageneral]

[Very drunk.]

...I'm wearing a dress. For the party. [She couldn't even remember when and if he ever did see her dressed up.]

[madlydancing]

Oh! So that's what that thing is.

[Extremely drunk. Ten glasses of wine does that to a person.]

Did you have fun? You look...happy.

[ Video ]

[bastaaaaaards]

[ Well what the fuck, clown man. Integra, whom has finally retired for the evening herself, is still very much dressed for the birthday boy's party, and staring blankly at the SFC. ]

Well, then.

[ Video ]

[madlydancing]

[Hi there, blondie! Kefka totally saw you fraternizing with a certain nasty lookin' vampire with bad hair at the party. What's up with that?]

Oh! I remember you~! You're Alucard's girlfriend.

[ Video ]

[bastaaaaaards]

...What.

[ She just kind of stares for a moment, before returning to her normal, impassive self. ]

I am his master, not his... girlfriend.

[ Video ]

[madlydancing]

[Wait, wait, wait! Did she just state that she's his MASTER? As in the Master of Alucard Vlad Blah-whatever? Oh, wow! He really is drunk.]

So, you and him have a...kinky relationship?

[*hic*]