A Drunken Fool [video] (backdated after the party)
[Giggling to himself as he toys with his starfish, the upside down image of one lunatic clown could be seen staring into the camera.]
Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!
[If you’re just tuning in for tonight’s program, then here’s a brief rundown as to why Kefka Palazzo looks absolutely sloshed tonight. He’s drunk. The clown had one too many glasses of wine at the birthday party, and he’s now completely trashed.]
Hi, everyone! Are you feeling just as grand as me? I hope so!
I feel better than the time I poisoned those hapless idiots in Doma! There’s something quite rewarding about hearing the screams of hundreds in unison. UWE-HE-HEHE!
[He winces visibly after laughing so loudly.]
Ow! Nnngh…My head hurts, I wonder why. Did someone try to kill me again? I bet that stupid son of a submariner did it!
I hate Edgar! He's a spoony sandworm who sleeps anything sporting a pair of tits! That no good philander is better off dead! I should have ripped out every--[*hic*]--blond strand out of his head when I had the chance.
That bastard…next time I see him, I’m gonna rip him apart limb by limb. Then I’ll kill everyone in Figaro! I’ll make sure to kill the chocobos too.
[A frown suddenly appeared.]
Phooey! This isn’t fun anymore!
[Tossing the starfish aside upon the bed, Kefka flops down next to it not noticing his still being recorded.]
The pain…it just doesn’t end.
Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!
[If you’re just tuning in for tonight’s program, then here’s a brief rundown as to why Kefka Palazzo looks absolutely sloshed tonight. He’s drunk. The clown had one too many glasses of wine at the birthday party, and he’s now completely trashed.]
Hi, everyone! Are you feeling just as grand as me? I hope so!
I feel better than the time I poisoned those hapless idiots in Doma! There’s something quite rewarding about hearing the screams of hundreds in unison. UWE-HE-HEHE!
[He winces visibly after laughing so loudly.]
Ow! Nnngh…My head hurts, I wonder why. Did someone try to kill me again? I bet that stupid son of a submariner did it!
I hate Edgar! He's a spoony sandworm who sleeps anything sporting a pair of tits! That no good philander is better off dead! I should have ripped out every--[*hic*]--blond strand out of his head when I had the chance.
That bastard…next time I see him, I’m gonna rip him apart limb by limb. Then I’ll kill everyone in Figaro! I’ll make sure to kill the chocobos too.
[A frown suddenly appeared.]
Phooey! This isn’t fun anymore!
[Tossing the starfish aside upon the bed, Kefka flops down next to it not noticing his still being recorded.]
The pain…it just doesn’t end.