A Drunken Fool [video] (backdated after the party)

[madlydancing]

[Giggling to himself as he toys with his starfish, the upside down image of one lunatic clown could be seen staring into the camera.]

Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!

[If you’re just tuning in for tonight’s program, then here’s a brief rundown as to why Kefka Palazzo looks absolutely sloshed tonight. He’s drunk. The

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[onceageneral]

[Celes is just going to stare at the screen for a long time. She had arrived at the Hotel she was saying at and still in the dress. She sank down gracefully on the edge of her bed before clicking the thing on.]
That's why it's call star-fish communicator.

...Are you drunk?

[madlydancing]

[Kefka almost didn't recognize her, why? Because she looks so fancy right now! He's used to seeing her in gaudy shoulder pad armor or that yellow pants suit. She looks so different right now, almost regal.]

I...I guess so? Ya know, you look different. Did you cut your hair?

[onceageneral]

[Very drunk.]

...I'm wearing a dress. For the party. [She couldn't even remember when and if he ever did see her dressed up.]

[madlydancing]

Oh! So that's what that thing is.

[Extremely drunk. Ten glasses of wine does that to a person.]

Did you have fun? You look...happy.

[onceageneral]

[She is just going to stare some more for a few moments.]

...I even have heels on. [Not going to pose for him.]

It was nice... [She is trying not to flip out over this. Really trying.]

[madlydancing]

[What's a matter, general? Cat got your tongue?]

Oh? Show me! Strike a pose! Do something! You still have the fancy gear on!

[onceageneral]

[Kefka is succeeding in mildly breaking her brain.]

[She thought a moment. He wasn't going to remember this...right?]

[She stood up and placed the Star on her dresser before stepping back to give him the full view. Celes couldn't believe she was doing this.]

[madlydancing]

[He literally cheered once Celes placed the starfish on the dresser. She was doing the catwalk! Look at her go! Aw, she looks so pretty.]

NICE! You really look like something! That stupid vampire didn't do anything fishy, did he? Cause I'll KILL HIM DEAD if did!

I don't like him! He's weird.

[onceageneral]

[...maybe alcohol reversed his brain break temporarily? This entire thing was odd. She is just going to stare a the screen for a bit.]

[She shook her head.]

No. He hasn't done anything fishy. [She can take care of herself. Has been quite some time.]
...you need anything? Pain relievers?

[madlydancing]

[Could be! Too bad he can't be completely smashed all the time. Kefka really can't handle being tied to a IV strip of alcohol.]

Good, good...

I guess that means I need another reason to kill him now. You know, he's really strong! I don't know why, but I can't defeat him. It's really perplexing! Maybe he has Magitek too.

[He snickers.]

What do I need? Hm! I WANT WINE~! More, more, more, more--[*hic*] wine! But I shouldn't have more, right? That stuff rots the brain.

[Kefka sighs.]