A Drunken Fool [video] (backdated after the party)
[Giggling to himself as he toys with his starfish, the upside down image of one lunatic clown could be seen staring into the camera.]
Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!
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Oh~! It’s shaped like a little star...[*hic*] How adorable!
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Well, then.
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Oh! I remember you~! You're Alucard's girlfriend.
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[ She just kind of stares for a moment, before returning to her normal, impassive self. ]
I am his master, not his... girlfriend.
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So, you and him have a...kinky relationship?
[*hic*]
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[ There is no point in attempting to try and explain this to him, and she's not going to even bother at this point. He'd figure it out eventually on his own. ]
Perhaps you should attempt to sleep. It would do you some good.
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I will if this migraine goes away! Until then, tell me...are you from the same world as Alucard? You know, he never MENTIONED you.
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Yes, I am, although I suppose I he wouldn't mention me, considering he's gained a secondary master here. A man named Sebastian, apparently -- but Alucard is eternally bound to my family, and to me.
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[Kefka repeated that to make sure he heard right. This headache is so strong, it's affecting his hearing.]
So the No Life King is nothing more than a puppet! Ha! I can't stop laughing!
[Creepy laugh inserted here.]
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No, he is more than a puppet, and it would do you some good to take note of that right now. Tell me, do you not... get along with Alucard, Sir Kefka?
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Me get along with "him"? AHAHA! No frickin' way! He thinks he's better than me, but little does he realize that it's the other way around.
You see, I'm the God of Magic! I answer to no one but myself. Alucard has nothing on me, but that power of his...
[A frustrated growl]
He's too powerful!
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He is better than you, I can assure you.
God of Magic or not, Alucard has everything on you. He is the product of over one hundred years of servitude in the Hellsing family... the great Nosferatu, Alucard.
As for his power, yes, he is powerful, isn't he? [ THAT gets her to grin. It's not at all a friendly one, either. More of a knowing one, really -- one that clearly says she is quite proud of how powerful her vampire is. ]
He cannot be defeated, you see.
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Everything that exists must be destroyed, and he's no different! I've destroyed the entire world, he's no different! No one can stand up against my magic, and he'll soon be pummeled to dust.
The No Life King, Nosferatu, and whatever the else you call him, isn't a match for me.
Better watch out~! You're little toy is going to be destroyed.
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Perhaps you've destroyed your world, but you have no idea the true powers that my Servant harbors. It will be YOU who will be dust left to filter throughout the air, not he.
How dare you threaten my servant. You cannot, and will not, do such. Nor would I allow it, even if you could somehow manage to use your pathetic little magical powers against him enough to even make him flinch. You are nothing compared to my Servant.
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We'll see about that, won't we~? Your precious little toy will be nothing more than mere cinders soon enough.
I'll be sure to bury him for you!
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You, Clown, are destined to die, should you mess with Alucard.
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What a classy dame you are! I'm not scared of you or your little pet. If anything, I plan to break every bone in your body for being such a rude little thing.
[A playful smirk appears.]
Maybe I'll use you as bait to lure Alucard out...
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