The Monster Returns [video]

[madlydancing]

[ Once the SFC flickers on, the foreboding visage of the Phantasmal Harlequin pops into view. A wicked grin settles upon Kefka's face as he reclines within the modern luxury of his apartment. Not a single flicker of light shines within his handsome abode, but Kefka's stark-white face is quite noticeable even within the oppressive darkness. Dressed

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[madlydancing]

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Shut up, you useless meathead! Gods are all-knowing, but these morons are limiting my powers here!

[madlydancing]

How dare you judge me! You can't even comb your hair correctly!

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[darkest_horse]

A god? How dull.

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[madlydancing]

Oh? What's this? A prematurely gray-haired blockhead has something to say?

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[darkest_horse]

Well, at least your supposed godhood matches your razor-sharp wit. I'm quite impressed.

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[madlydancing]

Nice sarcasm, old man! What are you, a comedian? I think we have enough funny guys around here.

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[lockandkeyblade]

That would be the worst holiday ever.

And it's Christmas.

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[madlydancing]

[He rolls his eyes once the annoying brat comes into view. Kefka was surprised the kid wasn't dead in a ditch somewhere.]

Yeah right! My holiday would be better than yours! Instead of my worshipers making snow men and kissing under gysahl greens, they would be destroying the world!

Nothing can top that, not even jolly old Saint Nickolas.

[Video] whoops too soon.

[lockandkeyblade]

[Ditches aren't his thing. Neither is being dead. Just a preference thing, you know?]

Who'd wanna celebrate the world being destroyed!? Nobody, that's who!

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[madlydancing]

[Why cling to life?]

Since when did you speak for the ENTIRE population? Not everyone wants to linger about in futility day in and day out!

Life itself is nothing more than a nuisance. Destruction is much more appealing!

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[onceageneral]

[Why is she even going to bother..?]

I was talking to another about this coming holiday. We're going to observe it. There is something about a poisonous plant that people have to kiss under.

[madlydancing]

[He's eyes actually brightened once he saw Celes' appear on his little starfish phone. Kefka offers her an enthusiastic wave and a bright smile.]

Celes~! You're all grown up again! Oh, goody! I was wondering where you went.

[He suddenly pauses once she mentioned the poisonous plant.]

Poison? Where? I want it! Give it to me! I want the plant!

[onceageneral]

[Was helping out other kidlets, or playing. Not going to share that with him.]

...no poison. [That was the reason why she split off from the Empire in the first place. Now she's wondering if she should send out a warning to everyone. Hand up resting on her forehead.]

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[Now he's giving her the "puppy-eyes" or attempting to do so. It's hard to look adorable when you're a psychopath.]

Aw, why not!? I promise not to pull another Doma~

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[bastaaaaaards]

Well, well, look whose back in all of his glory.

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[madlydancing]

[The mad mage visibly tenses when this foul-mouthed woman appears upon the screen of his SFC. He remembered what their last conversations were like, and as Alucard already demonstrated, she probably recorded their last session together as well. This is why Kefka's faking niceness with Sir Hellsing.]

My, my! You certainly look ravishing today, dear friend.

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[bastaaaaaards]

[ Integra isn't an idiot, Kefka~ SHE SEES WHAT UR DOIN' THERE. ]

Do you really think so?

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[madlydancing]

[Why can't people just be morons for once?! *sob* He's upping the charm right about...NOW!]

But of course! You're a rather fetching young woman, one that shouldn't have any trouble finding a suitor or two.

I trust the day has been quite pleasant for you, Sir Hellsing.