The Monster Returns [video]

[madlydancing]

[ Once the SFC flickers on, the foreboding visage of the Phantasmal Harlequin pops into view. A wicked grin settles upon Kefka's face as he reclines within the modern luxury of his apartment. Not a single flicker of light shines within his handsome abode, but Kefka's stark-white face is quite noticeable even within the oppressive darkness. Dressed

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[darkest_horse]

A god? How dull.

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[madlydancing]

Oh? What's this? A prematurely gray-haired blockhead has something to say?

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[darkest_horse]

Well, at least your supposed godhood matches your razor-sharp wit. I'm quite impressed.

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[madlydancing]

Nice sarcasm, old man! What are you, a comedian? I think we have enough funny guys around here.

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[darkest_horse]

Funny you say that. I think we've got enough fake gods and guys with too big egos here.

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[madlydancing]

[His right eye twitched at that.]

Are you callin' me a fake?! I would have you know that only a GOD can destroy the world, and form a cult to worship his magnificent powers!

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[darkest_horse]

A god just because you can destroy a world? How pitiful. You really think that is enough to turn you into a god?

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[madlydancing]

[Now his left eye just twitched.]

You better take that back, nimrod! With all this unlimited power at my disposal, I might render this homely little hamlet to ashes!

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[darkest_horse]

Go ahead. Do it. I'm waiting.

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[madlydancing]

[GLARES]

It doesn't WORK like that, big shot! I need time to...prepare.

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[darkest_horse]

[Just grinning forever]

Huh. A real God could destroy a world like that--

[snaps his fingers]

No preparation needed.

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[madlydancing]

[He let's out a sarcastic laugh.]

And just how many GODS have you met in the last few weeks or so? None. That is until now~!

So how about you shut your trap?

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[darkest_horse]

Last weeks? A couple. Had a nice dinner date with one of them. [What, giving Ammy hotdogs counts, right?]

Met a few more before that. And let me tell you, without their little worlds, they aren't worth the time of day.

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[madlydancing]

Wait, what?! There's other deities here other than myself?

[Kefka doesn't quite believe that.]

Who?

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[darkest_horse]

Now now, a big ol' god like yourself should have no problem finding out without me to help.

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[madlydancing]

Really? I think I could a braggart as loud as you, eye-patch. Just give me a minute or two. I'll zap you to hell and beyond soon enough.