The Monster Returns [video]

Dec 16, 2010 17:31

[ Once the SFC flickers on, the foreboding visage of the Phantasmal Harlequin pops into view. A wicked grin settles upon Kefka's face as he reclines within the modern luxury of his apartment. Not a single flicker of light shines within his handsome abode, but Kefka's stark-white face is quite noticeable even within the oppressive darkness. Dressed ( Read more... )

!video, merry kefkamas, vatheon, he's back, such a creeper, mwhahaha, being creepy, dr. alpha

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 17 2010, 07:11:57 UTC
Well, well, look whose back in all of his glory.

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Video ] madlydancing December 17 2010, 17:49:37 UTC
[The mad mage visibly tenses when this foul-mouthed woman appears upon the screen of his SFC. He remembered what their last conversations were like, and as Alucard already demonstrated, she probably recorded their last session together as well. This is why Kefka's faking niceness with Sir Hellsing.]

My, my! You certainly look ravishing today, dear friend.

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 17 2010, 19:47:13 UTC
[ Integra isn't an idiot, Kefka~ SHE SEES WHAT UR DOIN' THERE. ]

Do you really think so?

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 17 2010, 22:17:27 UTC
[Why can't people just be morons for once?! *sob* He's upping the charm right about...NOW!]

But of course! You're a rather fetching young woman, one that shouldn't have any trouble finding a suitor or two.

I trust the day has been quite pleasant for you, Sir Hellsing.

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 17 2010, 22:31:10 UTC
[ Oh you little loser, don't you realize she's recording and SAVING ALL OF THIS? ]

My, that's quite kind of you to say... you can be rather charming when you feel like it, now can't you?

Oh, it's been very pleasant, especially seeing you now, back to your normal self. And what of you, Sir Kefka? Are you doing well on this fine day as well?

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 18 2010, 02:37:44 UTC
[Hey! Who you're callin' a loser, blondie?!]

I'm fine, just fine. Thank you for asking!

[Okay, time to cut the act for a minute. He needs to know what she knows.]

Sir Hellsing, if I may ask...do you remember our last discussion? If so, I do hope I didn't say anything embarrassing that could have been caught on tape.

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 18 2010, 02:39:47 UTC
[ You, blondie! ]

Oh, what an absolute delight to hear.

[ She arches a brow, before merely shaking her head. Of course, she's lying, mind you -- but hey. This shit is GOLD. ]

I remember, but I do not remember you saying anything embarrassing...

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 18 2010, 02:55:10 UTC
[/flips a building!]

Really?

[Not sure if he believes her or not, Kefka decide to pry some more.]

Sir Hellsing, what does someone as honorable and lovely as yourself think of liars and blackmailers, hm? They're rather disgusting and cowardly people, aren't they?

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 18 2010, 02:58:06 UTC
[ ::FLIPS THE UNIVERSE!!:: ]

Yes, really.

[ She merely smiles. It's a cold, but very sly one. ]

No, not at all. Blackmail can come in quite handy when the time is right -- however, I cannot say I feel the same about people who like to try and butter other people up for information.

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 18 2010, 03:05:45 UTC
[A look of annoyance settled within his gaze now. Say good-bye to friendly Kefka~]

Alright, lady! Cut the crap, what sort of goods do you have on me? I already heard from Alucard about this, so you better spill the beans!

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 18 2010, 03:07:55 UTC
Mm, now what would I want to tell you that? This is all too amusing. You know, when I'm feeling sad or down, I can always watch your ridiculous attempts to destroy that Coral...

...Oh, or how you cowared in fear when I met up with you face to face. That was absolutely wonderful~

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 18 2010, 03:12:16 UTC
NOT IF I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF FIRST!!

[Yeah, he's...angry.]

If you know what's good for you, then you'll delete that stuff now!

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 18 2010, 03:16:00 UTC
You are even less intimidating now than you were as a little boy, you realize that, don't you?

Mm. No, I don't think I will. Now, if I were you I would seriously consider not threatening the person who has blackmail on you! You never know who might see it... by accident, of course.

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 18 2010, 03:23:57 UTC
[That infuriating wench...!!! It takes all of his willpower not to arrive uninvited to Alucard's humble abode. He knows he can't defeat the vampire, but what is he going to do?! If he kills the woman, Alucard is skinning him alive, but if he doesn't get his hands on the recordings--]

I hate, hate, hate, hate you! I can't believe you're blackmailing a god!

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[ Video ] bastaaaaaards December 18 2010, 03:25:24 UTC
[ She chuckles, absolutely beaming. Oh, Kefka, she was completely wrong about clowns -- they really ARE amusing! ]

You are not a god, Sir Clown.

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[ Video ] madlydancing December 18 2010, 03:41:55 UTC
[Brace yourself, Hellsing. You've triggered an epic rant from yours truly.]

How dare you, little girl! I command the greatest power in the universe, and you honestly think I'm just some foolish jester? Ha! You're gonna have egg on your face! There's nothing I can't do and no one can stop me!

I'm going to kill you and your precious little bat! Just wait and see! Uwe-hee-hehe!

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