... and den @ lunch today ah discovered thet Osama bin Laden is six-foot-five. I made th joke that he was not hiding out @ all but was merely camouflaging himself playing point for th 2004 Summer Olympics Saudi basketball team, but no one in th lunch room laughed. Boy, did that joke bomb. My colleague Hayssam said, "Cousin, he wouldn't know how ( Read more... )

ztill awake whoa whut, looked in mirror jest now, lips were all flushed, as if zomeone had coloured them in; put on miles and miles of lip balm. And den last night was jittery and loose-legged due to Starbucks gift certificates, ah slightly made out w/ a bored young lady in th backyard but den lost train of thought, getting too old for thiz. ( Read more... )

"their fuck is ancient," said Eran ( Read more... )

sort of lame to update about last week-end on th verge of this week-end, but th days sort of get away from me these days.

7 MAY 2004 FRIDAYCame this close to having a Greek manwhore over to my apartment to service a fren of mine. S.H. did all of th telephonic heavy lifting, over speakerphone, asking penetrating Qs such as "And what does he do, ( Read more... )

was having dinner w/ dear fren one night @ Massive Chain Fake 1950s Diner, and th conversation, as it often does, turned to Livejournal rating comms.

"D00d, thehumpyoucrew. You totally should ( Read more... )

we have just called a male escort service. It will cost $200 for 1 hour of "whatever [we] want." However, if we wish to film him, it will cost $1000. We selected th one named Zach, th Greek one. There were other options given to us. We screamed "GREEK!" in unison ( Read more... )

if I won th Powerball or whatever it's called, I bet my carpal tunnel syndrome would go away. It sometimes gives me trouble when I try to go to sleep @ night, and I don't know in what position to sleep. On my back appears to be th most relaxed and relaxing position, but it is also th one in which I snore th mightiest. I settle for ( Read more... )

i hate it when people take a lot of words to say what could easily be said in only a few words, but @ th same time I halfway like it, esp. when th person has a nice way w/ words ( Read more... )

and den suddenly th door swung wide open and light from th bathroom flooded into th bedroom and I fell off th bed into th small crawlspace behind it w/ my pants halfway off and no glasses and den suddenly th grandmother was shrieking in Vietnamese. I just kept my head down and didn't move. I don't understand Vietnamese.

OfukBfukO: hey how about that man festival that nite
OfukBfukO: it was great for me.
metalhedwig: sat. @ kirsten's?

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