just th facts praise vishnu

[lostcosmonaut]

we have just called a male escort service. It will cost $200 for 1 hour of "whatever [we] want." However, if we wish to film him, it will cost $1000. We selected th one named Zach, th Greek one. There were other options given to us. We screamed "GREEK!" in unison

Comments

[yourmom]

holy shit i wish i was in on this.

[the_living_end]

me too!

no offense

[odobenidae]

This sounds like more fun than LAST night!

least ah could hev done was actually make it to one hundred huh

[journalwk]

so sorry about last night, d00.--mza.

presence of greatness alone

[odobenidae]

Don't be sorry, lady, I was the one bumrushing YOUR show. Thanks for the asylum during Thursday's curious mood. I was infested with destructive energy that day, I just couldn't sleep!

And thank you, as well, for the bubble tea invitation yesterday. You're a bright & shining motherfucker, man with masterplan.

[gordanus]

this didn't really happen did it?

yuk

[maria_sputnik]

what kind of name is Zach for a greek? Has Zachary always been a Greek name and I'm just a space cadet? This sounds like a dream sequence.

my phone still works just sayin

[journalwk]

you ain't high. Hey I was asleep when you messenged me.--mza.

[spoonfeeding]

oh dude

PART 2 NOW PLEAZ KTHXBYE

Agreed

[bebopmonkey]

This was the ultimate cliffhanger episode of Saved by the Bell, XXX.

th guy from th manwhore agency angrily stated that there were repercussions for people like us

[journalwk]

pART TWO DECIDED THAT MUSHROOMS WERE BETTER USE OF 200 CLAMS THAN MIGHT-NOT-BE-HOT-AND-ALS0-TOO-EASILY-FREAKED GREEK MORAL OF STORY DON'T DRINK AND TYPE.--mza.