driving between jobs in Falls Church on Saturday, I saw a cop car make a U-turn and parallel park w/ its flashing lights on, no siren. A ladycop stepped out of it and fast-walked around a corner after a man walking half a block ahead of her carrying a large gym bag. My light turned green. Either th ladycop commanded th man carrying th gym bag to ( Read more... )

33. it is almost certainly impossible to spin male masturbation as cool.

32. His face in repose was somber; it comes from th solitude that was his interior environment, and um I don't know where it comes from. I mean you know it would probably take a kind of psychological profile, a lot of investigation to reveal it. Um it may come from--it ( Read more... )

this was th happiest thing I could find


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North Star

e-mail me yr penis, I need ( Read more... )

all of these April birthdays, thank God for that unforgiving July yr parents fucked you into being, yr mother on top, bucking her fat ass wildly, now yr father on top, moving like a cat, charging like a ram, bringing it all unstoppably back home, and somewhere in th middle of all that, you, of all people.

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nOW THAT WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP, I HAVE TO TELL YOU: EVERYONE ELSE ( Read more... )

can we take it 2 th next level.


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it's an important question. Let's say you get drunk. And you hump some dude or lady you never humped before. Mebbe you is and mebbe you ain't too attracted to 'em. You got a built-in excuse, though. YOU IS A SLUT. Wait, no, no, thet's not it. YOU WAS DRUNK. Yez, and when you'z drunk YOU IS A SLUT. OK when I went off 2 college in 1990 ah ( Read more... )