how do people stay asleep @ night? Need to know. Woke up from nightmare concerning not having a No. 2 pencil when I needed it most--woke up FEELING both grumpy and like ah had to shape up and tell everyone, "I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you." What is that? I mean what th hell is that! Science has to hurry up and know more ( Read more... )

dear Journal,

This is probably my last update from this location. There is still much packing and moving to be done. That's what she said. GREAT, THANKS. Anyhow, this is ground zero of th whole world, from my point of view, which, you know, OF COURSE, because it's my point of view, isn't it; and people are never more solipsistic than when they ( Read more... )

th Leaf blew into town yesterday, and ah tripped ballz w/ her and th Doctor until 3:00 in th a.m., except tripping ballz is a exaggeration, 'cos ah appear 2B immune to th smurfz now, unluckily. SOMETHING HAPPENED a couple weeks ago, and ah assimilated smurf-matter into my blood, where it reproduces gently by mitosis, or something like that, and ( Read more... )

those moments when one hits th water's surface and must gulp 4 air, while choking a little on water, and also choking from laughing @ th absurdity of th scenario, th memory of those gay little pirate uniforms, and th incongruity of being made 2 walk th plank in this, th late 20TH/early 21ST century! It now appears that th decade of my 20s was ( Read more... )

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26 JUNE 2005 SUNDAY, 4:21 p.m., Union Station"you've got 4 minutes. Do you know your way ( Read more... )

put on my SmartwoolTM socks B4 leaving th house this a.m. Every time I put on socks I examine th great themes of superheroics: great power/great responsibility, protection of loved ones, secrecy, humility, friendship/isolation, sacrifice, th lure of evil. Left sock, right sock. Mask. Gloves. Cape. Utility belt.

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dear Th MZA,

Yr fren Heather took a pitcher thet am reverberating in you poor hed.

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ah'll tell ya what 2004 was. 2004 was th year I wondered if I was partly gay, in more than a satirical sense; th year I ingested my highest dosage of mushrooms in one sitting ever, w/ galactic results; th year I got cheated on for th second time ever (as far as I know); th year I listened to metal probably more than all other kinds of music ( Read more... )