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HAHAHA WHERE DID THE YEAR GO?
Oh my. I guess college happened, huh?
I just got back from work and it was FUCKING INSANE because there were SO MANY PEOPLE and then we RAN OUT OF PLAIN AND STRAWBERRY (I work at a frozen yogurt shop) so all we had left was green tea and orange and I actually had to TELL PEOPLE "I'M SORRY ALL WE HAVE ARE GODDAMN GREEN TEA AND ORANGE" AND NOBODY ( Read more... ) -
Thunder and Lightning
...aren't so frightening?
A complete lie, of course. We get a lot of rain in Seattle, but not that many storms. I'm totally scared, guys. I never knew I was such a pussy. Of course, being the only person awake at night in a big, dark house is already pretty disconcerting.
I'm rather embarassed to say that I went to see Mr. Bean's Holiday. It ( Read more... ) -
A Day For Celebration!
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MAH LYMPH NODE HAZ BLOWED UP AGAIN!!!
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Hum and Blah
I just got back from registering for fall term college classes. I had to get up at six in the morning (blaaahhh) and then ride in a car for an hour and a half (blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh) and then interact with other people (blaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhh.) But I'm all set up for next term, which is nice. I got almost all the classes I wanted.
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THE SEVEN LEVELS OF AIRPORT HELL
LEVEL THE FIRST: Taxi never shows up to take us to the airport. Leave 15 minutes late.
LEVEL THE SECOND: Metal detector goes off (it was my belt.)
LEVEL THE THIRD: Get all my liquids and/or gels confiscated by cunty security guard (No one TOLD me, okay? No need to talk to me like I'm a fucking retard. Even if I kind of am one.)
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Needs Meme
I usually don't bother with memes, but this one was so easy. I found it wandering around
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When does a child get too old to be an orphan? Is there an age limit? If you lose both your parents at the age of 18, are you an orphan, or an adult whose parents are dead? If you were an orphan and then you grow up, are you still an orphan or have you grown out of it ( Read more... ) -
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Just got back from another round with Dragon Lady, the orthodontist from hell. I'm getting my braces off in two months, thank god. I hate those people so much. So. Much. They're horrible. They made boring, annoying small talk, and they play bad bad music and all their walls are beige and I hate them, I hate them. Two months. Two months.
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HAIRSPRAY, BITCHES!!!
Hairspray was good. Not as good as I wanted it to be, but still good. Most of the singing was A+. Michelle Pheiffer totally rocked every scene she was in. Christopher Walken: good. Queen Latifah: good. Amanda Bynes: surprisingly good. I was a little worried about her, but it turns out, the girl can actually sing. I was stunned. And the ( Read more... )