I usually don't bother with memes, but this one was so easy. I found it wandering around
med_anomaly's journal, who got it from
housepiglet, who got it from
tasha_elizabeth. None of these people know who I am, but I'm going to steal their meme anyway.
Basically you type in your name and then "needs" ("jimmyblue needs" except I used my real name) into Google and then list the first ten sentences that show up as results.
So. Jimmyblue needs...
...a new name. [Hey!]
...a job.
...a boyfriend. [I most certainly do not.]
...her vaccinations.
...to use more than skills to escape the trap. [This is actually kind of exciting!]
...to apply lots of make-up so she can perform in her latest dramatic role.
...some alone time. [I agree with this.]
...prayers.
...a hug lots of love.
...a night of pure bliss that's all about her: no regrets, no control, no limits. [...Huh.]
Hmm. Some of those were a bit judgmental, in my opinion. The others painted a picture of a life much more interesting than mine.