THE SEVEN LEVELS OF AIRPORT HELL

[jimmyblue]

LEVEL THE FIRST:  Taxi never shows up to take us to the airport.  Leave 15 minutes late.

LEVEL THE SECOND:  Metal detector goes off (it was my belt.)

LEVEL THE THIRD:  Get all my liquids and/or gels confiscated by cunty security guard (No one TOLD me, okay?  No need to talk to me like I'm a fucking retard.  Even if I kind of am one.)

LEVEL THE FOURTH

Comments

[hugelaurie]

LOL AWWW
WELL AT LEAST YOU GOT AN ENTERTAINING POST OUT OF IT.

[anniebree]

THAT'S.... THAT'S SHIT. BOO-URNS DELAYS. CONSIDERING MY FAM, I BASICALLY LIVE AT THE AIRPORT (LOL I ACTUALLY RANDOMLY RUN INTO SCHOOLMATES ETC, I'M THERE SO OFTEN) AND I REALLY THINK THAT ALONG WITH THEIR "HOW TO SPOT A TERRORIST" TRAINING THEY GET "HOW TO BE AN ASTRONOMICAL ASS TO STRESSED-OUT TRAVELLERS" TRAINING.