LEVEL THE FIRST:  Taxi never shows up to take us to the airport.  Leave 15 minutes late.

LEVEL THE SECOND:  Metal detector goes off (it was my belt.)

LEVEL THE THIRD:  Get all my liquids and/or gels confiscated by cunty security guard (No one TOLD me, okay?  No need to talk to me like I'm a fucking retard.  Even if I kind of am one.)

LEVEL THE FOURTH ( Read more... )