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Who does the city of Baltimore have to thank for our kick ass win tonight? Me, that's who. But do they thank me? No. Unless you call people shouting "Nice game, but you're still ugly motherfucker" as being thankful. I sure as hell don't. We lost Javy tonight. And we lost that bitch ass B Rob. It's going to be a tough few games, but I think ( Read more... )

Not too much is going on here. I'm still feeling kind of depressed. I have an appointment with a new shrink once I get back from this road trip. I'm feeling really positive about it and trying to work through the resentment that I have for Bigbie and Sosa. I'd still like both of them to take a long walk off of a short cliff, but I guess I can't ( Read more... )

Sorry it's been so long since I've updated. I haven't really been feeling too social lately. I've been waiting for my Proactiv to come, and still nothing. I called them yesterday to see what was up, and they told me that ever since Alicia Keyes and P.Diddy have been hawking that shit, it's been flying off the shelves. It's backordered for 3 ( Read more... )

We didn't have a game today, so I just bummed around the house for most of the day. I tried calling a few guys to see if they wanted to see a movie, cause I had matinee tickets to see Miss Congeniality 2. There were no takers. Everytime I call someone to see if they want to go out, they always say that they're busy ( Read more... )

WE LOST AGAIN. I GOT BEER THROWN ON ME AGAIN. MY LIFE SUCKS AGAIN ( Read more... )

So, last night we lost to the Blue Jays. I would like to remind everybody that I am the one who tied the game, okay? Then that pansy ass Bigbie couldn't get us a run. Just goes to show you that even though he's popular with the ladies, he still can't do shit when it really matters. Bigbie is getting on my last damn nerve lately. People throw ( Read more... )

I'm gonna kill that motherfucker Sosa. I know that sonofabitch can speak perfectly good english. He's always yelling strange things at me and pointing at his face. I know he's making fun of me, that dumb bastard. I think I'm going to hire someone to pretend to be an INS officer. He would FREAK OUT if he thought he was getting deported. I ( Read more... )