Fucker.
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker Sosa. I know that sonofabitch can speak perfectly good english. He's always yelling strange things at me and pointing at his face. I know he's making fun of me, that dumb bastard. I think I'm going to hire someone to pretend to be an INS officer. He would FREAK OUT if he thought he was getting deported. I heard Mark Prior did that to him once and Sammy got so pissed he did some kind of Dominican santeria crap on him. I bet that's why his elbow is so fucked up.