Ugh.
Sorry it's been so long since I've updated. I haven't really been feeling too social lately. I've been waiting for my Proactiv to come, and still nothing. I called them yesterday to see what was up, and they told me that ever since Alicia Keyes and P.Diddy have been hawking that shit, it's been flying off the shelves. It's backordered for 3 weeks. Fuckers. Oh, well. I've been an outcast for 27 years, another three weeks probably won't hurt that much.
Thank God Sammy's been out with that fucked up foot. I haven't been harrassed as much since he's become immobile. He has gone out with Bigbie and Roberts, so maybe it's just the calm before the storm and they're getting ready to play a REALLY nasty trick on me, like the time they told me my dog got hit by a car. Or the time they made a fake newscast showing my house on fire. Or the time they set me up on a blind date with a man.
I got moved to 9th in the batting order. I've been told that it's because we can finally afford the "luxury" of having me bat back there, but Bigbie just said it was a PR move so that people wouldn't have to see me so much during a game. You know, cause the TV cameras get really close up and you can see every little clogged pore on my goddamn acne ridden face. I hate my parents for procreating like this. Why can't my sister be the ugly one?
Thank God Sammy's been out with that fucked up foot. I haven't been harrassed as much since he's become immobile. He has gone out with Bigbie and Roberts, so maybe it's just the calm before the storm and they're getting ready to play a REALLY nasty trick on me, like the time they told me my dog got hit by a car. Or the time they made a fake newscast showing my house on fire. Or the time they set me up on a blind date with a man.
I got moved to 9th in the batting order. I've been told that it's because we can finally afford the "luxury" of having me bat back there, but Bigbie just said it was a PR move so that people wouldn't have to see me so much during a game. You know, cause the TV cameras get really close up and you can see every little clogged pore on my goddamn acne ridden face. I hate my parents for procreating like this. Why can't my sister be the ugly one?