Again...
WE LOST AGAIN. I GOT BEER THROWN ON ME AGAIN. MY LIFE SUCKS AGAIN.
Word got out about my fake girlfriend. I went on some internet site, and I picked out the one that I wanted, and she sends me nice emails and letters, and she calls me everyday. Her name is Tiffany. As a PAYING CUSTOMER to this service, I am very enraged at what happened yesterday. As usual, Bigbie had stolen my cell phone. He'll usually hide it somewhere gross, like the toilet or his unwashed jock strap, and then he'll keep calling me, so I'll follow the ringing to find the phone. Well, yesterday, Tiffany called me before he had a chance to hide it. She started talking to Bigbie, and she told him all about the service, and Bigbie told EVERYONE.
How many people can say they got dumped by a FAKE GIRLFRIEND!?! DAMN! When is my life gonna start looking up already?
Sammy left me a voicemail that was all: "aoih thowoei goihwoeing goinewgowegwe sdsoizdxx ogienwggksd akjsdlkjfasd Jay aslkjlkjf joweiowfef PAY FOR GIRLFRIEND! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I'm going to get a translator and figure out what he said. I really hate that bastard.
To top it all off, Bigbie has a DATE WITH HER!!! Why does he have to steal everything that's good in my life? I'm gonna go and rub all of his stuff with Ben-Gay. Who's gonna have the last laugh when his balls are on fire? Me, that's who.
Word got out about my fake girlfriend. I went on some internet site, and I picked out the one that I wanted, and she sends me nice emails and letters, and she calls me everyday. Her name is Tiffany. As a PAYING CUSTOMER to this service, I am very enraged at what happened yesterday. As usual, Bigbie had stolen my cell phone. He'll usually hide it somewhere gross, like the toilet or his unwashed jock strap, and then he'll keep calling me, so I'll follow the ringing to find the phone. Well, yesterday, Tiffany called me before he had a chance to hide it. She started talking to Bigbie, and she told him all about the service, and Bigbie told EVERYONE.
How many people can say they got dumped by a FAKE GIRLFRIEND!?! DAMN! When is my life gonna start looking up already?
Sammy left me a voicemail that was all: "aoih thowoei goihwoeing goinewgowegwe sdsoizdxx ogienwggksd akjsdlkjfasd Jay aslkjlkjf joweiowfef PAY FOR GIRLFRIEND! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I'm going to get a translator and figure out what he said. I really hate that bastard.
To top it all off, Bigbie has a DATE WITH HER!!! Why does he have to steal everything that's good in my life? I'm gonna go and rub all of his stuff with Ben-Gay. Who's gonna have the last laugh when his balls are on fire? Me, that's who.