The following is stupid.  But it did kill 30 minutes of my work day.  Only 30 more to go.

Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
I don’t remember the name of the last Transvestite/cross dresser I talked to. But im sure I did love him/her

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yea, maybe she’ll remember it this time.

What were you ( Read more... )

For centuries, Man has warned of his own destruction.  How his own creation, technology will rise and overthrow its masters.  That day is upon us.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/05/05/robotic.squirrel.ap/index.html

On a related note, the 4th Terminator will be PG-13.  This truely is the end of the world.

March kicked my ass.  I probably left my apartment a total of 4 times.  I was stricken with the flu, double ear infection, double eye infection, and a sinus infection.  Then, when my ears finally popped after three weeks, I am finally able to hear my breaks grinding every time I slow down.  God knows how long they've been doing that.  Apparently ( Read more... )

Im at work and I just went to the bathroom.  I used a urinal.  A spider landed on my dick.  Well, not my dick but the my left hand which was presently holding my dick.  It was just a litte guy but it was the last thing i expected to happen at that moment and I freaked out and started jumping and twirling and smashing my hand against the wall.  I ( Read more... )

Ok, so like, I totally had the flu, alright?  And then, like, it totally backed up my sinuses and I was like "What-ev!"  It was sooooo backed up that, OMG it went into my eyes and ears, AS-IF!  Then, like, totally got infected.  So I had2infected eyes and 2 infected ears WTF!  It was like I was drunk and hungover at the same time, 24-7!  Like. I ( Read more... )

Well my week-long cold is gone.  It was getting pretty bad.  My sinuses were so bad that fluid was draining out of my eyes.  Then, it started clogging up my ears.  I tried popping my ears but that just made it worse.  I squeezed my nose shut and blew hard.  I felt air blowing out of my ears but then none got sucked back in.  So now there's ( Read more... )

 A phone conversation I had at work today ( Read more... )

I went grocery shopping last night.  I was sad.  Then I saw that they had the Easter candy out already (isn't that shit in April or something?).  I searched the isle franticly.  I could not find them.  I was very sad.  Then I found them.  Those little treasures.  Now I am happy.  I can haz Cabury Eggs!  God bless Jesus second birthday ( Read more... )

stolen unabashedly from EVERYONE!!

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Leave the country
2. Go to a Sci-Fi convention

3. Having sex again would be nice

Three Names You Go By:
1. Rubin
2. Moses

3. ODJ (Ol Dirty Jew)

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1. N0fat6irls

2. Matzaballz4u
3. imasandwich

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. I have ( Read more... )

Im a big political geek.  And man did shit go down in Iowa!  Ima bout to break it down for yallz ( Read more... )