Alexander Graham Bell Is A Bitch
A phone conversation I had at work today:
Me: RE/MAX blah blah blah how can I help you?
Stupidman: I need to talk to an agent I use to work with in your office immediately.
Me: Sure. What is their name?
Stupidman: See, I cant remember......It was definitely a man.
Me:...........................do you know what property you two were working on?
Stupidman: No, it was a long time ago. Look, I just want to give them some business.
Me: Why dont you try going to our website. It has pictures of all our agents. Maybe..
Stupidman: NO! Look, how many agents do you have in your office?
Me: about 60 I guess.
Stupidman: You guess? You dont know the exact amount?
Me: No...
Stupidman: So half of those are male right?
Me: Not really. There's more women here....
Stupidman: So that leaves 30 possiblities right?
Me: That still doesn't narrow it down to 1.
This conversation continues for several minutes. He keeps calling me back. He bitches and moans some more and then demands to speak with my boss. I gladly transfer him. Later I had a grand time describing the conversation to my Boss. The words "other-worldly" "Stupify" "ridiculous" "dumbfounded" and "I have no idea" were used. My boss agreed.
Ive also been sick all week and thats why I haven't seen anyone recently.
That is all...
Me: RE/MAX blah blah blah how can I help you?
Stupidman: I need to talk to an agent I use to work with in your office immediately.
Me: Sure. What is their name?
Stupidman: See, I cant remember......It was definitely a man.
Me:...........................do you know what property you two were working on?
Stupidman: No, it was a long time ago. Look, I just want to give them some business.
Me: Why dont you try going to our website. It has pictures of all our agents. Maybe..
Stupidman: NO! Look, how many agents do you have in your office?
Me: about 60 I guess.
Stupidman: You guess? You dont know the exact amount?
Me: No...
Stupidman: So half of those are male right?
Me: Not really. There's more women here....
Stupidman: So that leaves 30 possiblities right?
Me: That still doesn't narrow it down to 1.
This conversation continues for several minutes. He keeps calling me back. He bitches and moans some more and then demands to speak with my boss. I gladly transfer him. Later I had a grand time describing the conversation to my Boss. The words "other-worldly" "Stupify" "ridiculous" "dumbfounded" and "I have no idea" were used. My boss agreed.
Ive also been sick all week and thats why I haven't seen anyone recently.
That is all...