Weird Shit Like This Only Happens To Me.
Im at work and I just went to the bathroom. I used a urinal. A spider landed on my dick. Well, not my dick but the my left hand which was presently holding my dick. It was just a litte guy but it was the last thing i expected to happen at that moment and I freaked out and started jumping and twirling and smashing my hand against the wall. I pissed all over my hands, the wall, my shirt and pants, and probably the spider too. I spent twenty minutes trying to dry the piss stains off my clothes using the hot air hand dryer. I still have to sit here for thirty more minutes till I can go home and shower. This really pisses me off.
that is all....
that is all....