I hate Mario Lopez.  I always have since Saved By The Bell.  I have no idea why.

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Grammy was my best friends grandmother.   Paul's mom spent most of the time out of the country on business so Grammy basically raised Paul and his brother.  I spent more time at Pauls in highschool that I did at my own home.  We would get drunk in the basement and smoke in the backyard while Grammy spent all night reading in her blue nightgown and ( Read more... )

Im finally over my cold I got last Thrusday.  It was worth it to see the Redskins win ( Read more... )

To celebrate the birth of Lord & Savior Jesus Christ, your friendly neighborhood Jew has bought weapons.  Lots of weapons.  These Christmas gifts will be given out to alot of people who read this.  Quantity permitting.  Those Ive known longest get first dibs.  They range in category from stealthy ninja supplies to medieval battle armaments.

These ( Read more... )

As a young lad I loved WW2 stuff, Transformers cartoons, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and  Friday the 13th films.  As a young man I have watched the abominations that are produced when Michael Bay perverts all that was good in the world ( Read more... )

Shit Ive bought online this past week:

Wireless FM Adaptor - $.99
Heart Rate Monitor - $35
Phantasam dvd - $6.99
Battlestar Galactica Season 1 - $24.99
Machete Tshirt - $15
Power Yoga dvds - $14
New Zippo Lighter - $25
Star Trek Movie collection - $38.99
Hunters of Dune Book - $7.99
This Is England Dvd - $14
Tickets for Lars & The Real Doll - $12

I need to ( Read more... )

I haven't worn a pair of blue jeans since i was ten.  I use to wear corduroy, then cargo, carpenter, carhartt.   I dont really have a good reason for my lack of denim.  I just found them uninteresting.  But lately ive become tired of my current pants selection.  The time has come for Rubin to don Jeans.  But I don't know how to buy Jeans.  Do I buy ( Read more... )

I love my spam.  Im seriously thinking about ordering whatever "Mega-Dic" is just so they stay in business and keep sending me a dozen of these crazy messages a day.  But lately, similar to political advertisements, the messages have become increasingly aggressive and hostile.  This latest one is very insulting and rude.

"Are you sick of viewing ( Read more... )

If theres one thing in this world i hate more than haircuts its long hair.  So I finally broke down and went to get a haircut yesterday.  I don't know why but getting my haircut freaks me the fuck out.  I never go to the same place.  I never tell them what I want done, I just keep saying yes and nodding my head.  They usually dont speak english so ( Read more... )

Im at work and I just got picking my nose.  And it wasn't one of those "oh I was just scratching the inside of my nose" picks.  I was up to the first joint, really getting in there.  He walked past me on the way out the door.  He waived and said goodbye.  I said goodbye.  I didn't want to pull my finger out cause that might have been gross.  So I ( Read more... )