Im bored. Sorry.

[imasandwich]

stolen unabashedly from EVERYONE!!

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Leave the country
2. Go to a Sci-Fi convention

3. Having sex again would be nice

Three Names You Go By:
1. Rubin
2. Moses

3. ODJ (Ol Dirty Jew)

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1. N0fat6irls

2. Matzaballz4u
3. imasandwich

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1. I have very pretty eyes
2. Always been proud of my calf muscles

3. I can bend my thumb back really far

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1. Russian
2. Polish
3. English

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Squirrels
2. cockroaches
3. Fireworks

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Sleep
2. Shower

3. pizza

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Carrhartt socks.  The greatest socks in the world
2. Aqua Di Gio

3. Plaid boxers

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1. NINe inch nails
2. The Kinks
3. The Blood Brothers

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1. Mother-Danzig
2. Brothers of Metal-Manowar
3. Coming to America-Neil Diamond

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1. Comfort
2. Relaxation

3. Stability

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1. Im shy

2. I read every night before bed

3. I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1. Boob
2. The other boob
3. Shoulders

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Going to the movies
2. Hiking

3. Eating Pizza while watching football

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1. Sleep
2. Eat at Five Guys
3. Play Ping pong

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.  I don’t really think about my career/future careers that much.  Probably not a good thing

2.
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Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1. Japan
2. Egypt

3. Germany

Three Names You Like:
1. Jonathan
2. Jose
3. Leto

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1. Im afraid of insects.
2. I listen to ABBA & Britney Spears.
3. I get hit on by old creepy men.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1. Im hairy

2. I scream a the TV when watching football

3. I drink beer