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tricksandvice in ilpromenade

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May 01, 2011 20:13

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS. ( Read more... )

asylum: original character, *loki: norse mythology, rapunzel: tangled, effy stonem: skins, the doctor [eleventh]: doctor who, quetzalcoatl: aztec mythology, tony stark: iron man, fenrir: norse mythology

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[video] coolexec May 2 2011, 00:19:05 UTC

And just when you thought it was safe to venture outside your front door...

Re: [video] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 00:27:16 UTC

It's never safe to venture outside your front door...I'm so sorry, I didn't catch your name.

[video] coolexec May 2 2011, 08:58:29 UTC

Well at least in a city where everything is free and can be dreamt into existence, the cheap, cheap bargains at Wal*Mart won't be much of an enticement.

It's Tony, Tony Stark.

Re: [video] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 14:38:05 UTC

But the free stickers might be, Tony Tony Stark. I am Loki, of course, but you might have guessed that.

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video; effier May 2 2011, 00:23:34 UTC

[Oh my god. Is this actually happening?]

What the fuck?

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 00:28:24 UTC

[Oh my god, it is! Loki beams at you.]

Hello, darling. Charmed to meet you.

video; effier May 2 2011, 00:34:38 UTC

[She gives a tiny, polite-yet-not-so-polite smile back.]

Really. Who are you?

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 00:47:13 UTC

Loki Light-bringer, the Sly One, the Sky Traveler, the Shape Changer, the Trickster.

I'm from a bit north of here.

[:D]

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video; raggedydoc May 2 2011, 00:31:27 UTC

We're ending up with quite the Earth pantheon here, aren't we?

[yeah, the Doctor looks pretty unimpressed]

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 00:44:03 UTC

It simply wouldn't be complete without us, and I couldn't let the Greeks dominate.

Everyone would be so disappointed.

video; raggedydoc May 2 2011, 01:00:17 UTC

I think I like Amaterasu the best so far, actually. She seems to be the least meddlesome of the lot.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:05:23 UTC

Well, I can't compete there.

[Loki steeples his fingers and grins.] So I hope you understand if I choose to play an entirely different game.

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sun_droplet May 2 2011, 01:04:16 UTC

Huh? What is a "wall-mart?"

tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:08:05 UTC

...Well, you're an innocent one, aren't you?

It's a store, precious. A huge, over-crowded, chaotic store covered in yellow happy faces and with low prices achieved through dubious means. I made it.

sun_droplet May 2 2011, 01:11:58 UTC

I've never heard of it, but I don't think that I'd like it much.

[She's just gonna twist her hair in her hands.]

tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:46:43 UTC

It's not for everyone, to be certain. But it's not all terrible, either.

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[audio] plumedsnake May 2 2011, 01:15:32 UTC

[ Not doing this as video because he has the worst expression of disbelief on his face right now. ]

You brought... a wal-mart...?

Re: [audio] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:17:35 UTC

It's my happy place.

[audio] plumedsnake May 2 2011, 14:45:54 UTC

Yes but... wouldn't a shrine make more sense? Or a temple?

Re: [audio] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 15:00:17 UTC

[His eyes twinkle with mirth, even though he can't be seen, and laughter sounds out over the connection.]

You think shrines exist to me? Wal*Mart is one of the closest things.

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