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[tricksandvice]

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS.

Comments

[operanerd]

Norse Gods, huh?

[tricksandvice]

It did seem to be the thing to do, young one.

[operanerd]

Are you really seven feet tall?

And is there really a Wal*Mart here now?

[tricksandvice]

Yes.

And yes!

video;

[iwasason]

[The least unimpressed face.]

McDonald's is the greater evil.

Re: video;

[tricksandvice]

[The most amused face.]

Surely that's up for debate.

[iwasason]

Labor law violations are as old as civilizations- McDonald's spreads a new epidemic.

[tricksandvice]

Would that be obesity or salmonella? It's hard to keep track.

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[vanagandr]

Oh man-- Shut up, Dad.

Re: [ video ]

[tricksandvice]

Fensky, is that any way to talk to your father?

[vanagandr]

Would you rather I said "bark bark growl woof"?

[tricksandvice]

I was thinking more along the lines of "pant pant grrrr whine," but I'll deal, I suppose.

How are you son, since we both appear to magically have been unbound?

[chickbro]

...Really?

[tricksandvice]

Totally, darling.

[chickbro]

But why would we need a walmart when we can dream everything up?

[tricksandvice]

Because you get free stickers at the door?

Video;

[itaidakimasu]

...why does that sound so fam--oh! It's that American franchise.

Re: Video;

[tricksandvice]

It is, indeed, lady, and a most successful one too.

[itaidakimasu]

Not.....oh what was it...Starbucks?

[tricksandvice]

[He lifts an eyebrow.] Certainly they are not the same, though one could add one.

[A thought, and it's done. Even less effort than usual, hmm.]