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[tricksandvice]

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS.

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[vanagandr]

Oh man-- Shut up, Dad.

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[tricksandvice]

Fensky, is that any way to talk to your father?

[vanagandr]

Would you rather I said "bark bark growl woof"?

[tricksandvice]

I was thinking more along the lines of "pant pant grrrr whine," but I'll deal, I suppose.

How are you son, since we both appear to magically have been unbound?

[vanagandr]

Can't always get what you want, after all.

Well, considering the "magically unbound" thing, I'd say pretty good at the moment. You?

[tricksandvice]

I believe I'm rebounding well from this change in circumstances. No venom-dripping serpents, for one, which is just a little improvement on things.

[vanagandr]

Does your Wal*Mart have those little stickers? It's only an improvement if it has those stickers.

[tricksandvice]

Of course we have the stickers. It's not Wal*Mart without them.

Why, you want one? I've got a whole roll, right here.

[vanagandr]

Maybe later. Have you ever gotten stickers in your fur? It's a bitch.

[tricksandvice]

I can't say I've ever had that particular problem.

[vanagandr]

Not as bad as gum, but it's still bad.

[tricksandvice]

[He lifts an eyebrow.] Does peanut butter work?

[vanagandr]

It makes me smell like a sandwich.

[tricksandvice]

I'm not telling you to add jam, Fensky.

[vanagandr]

That doesn't mean I smell like any less of a sandwich.

[tricksandvice]

Alternatively, you could smell like Thai peanut sauce.