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May 01, 2011 20:13

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]

ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS. TODAY'S SPECIAL IS SEVEN FOOT TALL NORSE GODS WITH RED HAIR AND RAKISH CHARM.

HURRY, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED.

asylum: original character, *loki: norse mythology, rapunzel: tangled, effy stonem: skins, the doctor [eleventh]: doctor who, quetzalcoatl: aztec mythology, tony stark: iron man, fenrir: norse mythology

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