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[tricksandvice]

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS.

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Video;

[itaidakimasu]

...why does that sound so fam--oh! It's that American franchise.

Re: Video;

[tricksandvice]

It is, indeed, lady, and a most successful one too.

[itaidakimasu]

Not.....oh what was it...Starbucks?

[tricksandvice]

[He lifts an eyebrow.] Certainly they are not the same, though one could add one.

[A thought, and it's done. Even less effort than usual, hmm.]

[itaidakimasu]

...to the WalMart?

[tricksandvice]

Oh, certainly. It's in a corner by the groceries. They have excellent caramel macciatos.

[itaidakimasu]

Really?

[tricksandvice]

You can only tell for sure if you come visit, can't you?

[itaidakimasu]

{Yako needs to learn that even gods can be candy-bearing perverts. This is at least the second time something like this has happened in as many days.}

Where is it?

[tricksandvice]

[Gods are especially candy-bearing perverts. Loki might have invented the concept.]

Down the street from House Six, close to the water, my dear.

[itaidakimasu]

I'll be there in a bit!

{Sadly, her current keeper is MIA, so she shows up within fifteen minutes}