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[tricksandvice]

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS.

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video;

[iwasason]

[The least unimpressed face.]

McDonald's is the greater evil.

Re: video;

[tricksandvice]

[The most amused face.]

Surely that's up for debate.

[iwasason]

Labor law violations are as old as civilizations- McDonald's spreads a new epidemic.

[tricksandvice]

Would that be obesity or salmonella? It's hard to keep track.

[iwasason]

Obesity. Not to mention viewing mediocrity as a virtue.

[tricksandvice]

Ah. You must be an angel.

No one does self-righteous quite like the Judeo-Christians. It must be a gift.

[iwasason]

Are you sure? You should try getting on a Greek's bad side. The raw hubris alone is something to make us take note.

[tricksandvice]

Oh, I think getting on the Aesir's bad side is enough. Still, the Greeks are too self-absorbed to really count as self-righteous. It's hard to manage a degree of righteousness when you're having that much sex.

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[iwasason]

And yet, they get so angry when their incestuous lovers dare to cheat on them. It's almost astounding.

Loki wants to know in detail what you put in her butt, Luci

[tricksandvice]

Well, obviously. Polyamory is for them not other people.

[Is it obvious that Loki takes great enjoyment out of the gods and they're hypocritical natures? Maybe there's a reason he never quite fit in.]

that is on a strictly need-to-know basis

[iwasason]

[The plight of the trickster, you poor thing. Also, SO not commenting about your on-camera shape change. Nope. Ignoring.]

The raw hypocrisy of so-called gods has always intrigued me.

Re: that is on a strictly need-to-know basis

[tricksandvice]

We do make for fascinating sociological research, if I do say so myself.

[iwasason]

Sociology is a study in mass self-delusion. It's pointless.

[tricksandvice]

Nearly everything is pointless. That doesn't keep it from being amusing.