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May 01, 2011 20:13

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS. ( Read more... )

asylum: original character, *loki: norse mythology, rapunzel: tangled, effy stonem: skins, the doctor [eleventh]: doctor who, quetzalcoatl: aztec mythology, tony stark: iron man, fenrir: norse mythology

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[video] coolexec May 2 2011, 00:19:05 UTC
And just when you thought it was safe to venture outside your front door...

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 00:27:16 UTC
It's never safe to venture outside your front door...I'm so sorry, I didn't catch your name.

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[video] coolexec May 2 2011, 08:58:29 UTC
Well at least in a city where everything is free and can be dreamt into existence, the cheap, cheap bargains at Wal*Mart won't be much of an enticement.

It's Tony, Tony Stark.

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 14:38:05 UTC
But the free stickers might be, Tony Tony Stark. I am Loki, of course, but you might have guessed that.

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[video] coolexec May 2 2011, 20:37:47 UTC
Oh that's cute. Oh so a Norse god? You're the one that squeezed out the eight-legged horse, right?

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He actually made me upload icons for this. tricksandvice May 2 2011, 20:51:22 UTC
I hope you aren't insulting my son Sleipnir.

But yes, I have the ability to transform.

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[video] coolexec May 2 2011, 22:37:39 UTC
[DEAR GOD IT'S A TRAP, GET IN THE CAR!]

I'll bear that in mind and bone up on my Norse mythology.

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 23:07:53 UTC
[No, don't get in the car, we're hot and we have...scotch?]

If you're not up for the Prose Edda - and really, who is? - I've heard Pantheon.org is a good place to start. More straightforward than my wiki entry.

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[video] coolexec May 3 2011, 11:10:49 UTC
[But he can dream up those things. He isn't falling into a man trap :|]

The internet as such doesn't work - people with cell phones can't dial out either.

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 3 2011, 13:04:25 UTC
That's depressing. I love the internet.

[Specifically trolling the internet, but who's counting?]

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[video] coolexec May 4 2011, 11:00:21 UTC
Oh I'm sure you do.

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 4 2011, 11:33:57 UTC
I'll just have to find another way to fill my hours now that 4chan is gone.

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[video] coolexec May 4 2011, 18:19:45 UTC
4chan, really? Isn't that bit low rent?

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 5 2011, 23:17:18 UTC
When you're an internet troll? Of course, not it simply requires a certain appreciation of it's unique possibilities.

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[video] coolexec May 6 2011, 09:48:15 UTC
Unique possibilities. Right. I'll be sure to remember that next time we need new market research for something.

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Re: [video] tricksandvice May 7 2011, 00:31:28 UTC
Don't hate on the animated gifs, Starksy.

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