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May 01, 2011 20:13

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS. ( Read more... )

asylum: original character, *loki: norse mythology, rapunzel: tangled, effy stonem: skins, the doctor [eleventh]: doctor who, quetzalcoatl: aztec mythology, tony stark: iron man, fenrir: norse mythology

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video; raggedydoc May 2 2011, 00:31:27 UTC

We're ending up with quite the Earth pantheon here, aren't we?

[yeah, the Doctor looks pretty unimpressed]

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 00:44:03 UTC

It simply wouldn't be complete without us, and I couldn't let the Greeks dominate.

Everyone would be so disappointed.

video; raggedydoc May 2 2011, 01:00:17 UTC

I think I like Amaterasu the best so far, actually. She seems to be the least meddlesome of the lot.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:05:23 UTC

Well, I can't compete there.

[Loki steeples his fingers and grins.] So I hope you understand if I choose to play an entirely different game.

video; raggedydoc May 2 2011, 01:20:07 UTC

You're a trickster god - I can't imagine you would refrain from having a finger in every pie, and whatnot.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:45:31 UTC

I'm a trickster god - what I refrain from is doing what it's imagined I will.

....I didn't catch your name.

video; raggedydoc May 2 2011, 01:49:16 UTC

Yes, yes. [he waves his hand dismissively] I'm the Doctor, and, before you ask, no, I'm not human.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 2 2011, 14:41:24 UTC

I wasn't going to ask. Not a god either, though.

Don't worry, I'll figure it out.

video; raggedydoc May 3 2011, 01:59:18 UTC

[helpfully] Time Lord. Not from Earth at all, actually.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 3 2011, 13:07:26 UTC

Oh, an alien life form. Do you drive a flying saucer? Those are fun.

[Okay, so he invented the flying saucer trope as a way to screw with humankind. Don't judge.]

Re: video; raggedydoc May 4 2011, 00:01:54 UTC

A blue police box, actually. Much more technologically advanced.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 4 2011, 01:27:20 UTC

That must be stylin', the Doctor. I think I'd prefer the Enterprise. Or maybe a Death Star.

Re: video; raggedydoc May 4 2011, 02:26:53 UTC

My ship travels through time and space. Besides, there isn't exactly anything subtle about a Death Star. [pause] Or a Wal*Mart.

Re: video; tricksandvice May 4 2011, 03:15:32 UTC

Subtlety is a quality best reserved for when it's most useful, as is blatancy, grasshopper.

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