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May 01, 2011 20:13

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS. ( Read more... )

asylum: original character, *loki: norse mythology, rapunzel: tangled, effy stonem: skins, the doctor [eleventh]: doctor who, quetzalcoatl: aztec mythology, tony stark: iron man, fenrir: norse mythology

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[audio] plumedsnake May 2 2011, 01:15:32 UTC

[ Not doing this as video because he has the worst expression of disbelief on his face right now. ]

You brought... a wal-mart...?

Re: [audio] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 01:17:35 UTC

It's my happy place.

[audio] plumedsnake May 2 2011, 14:45:54 UTC

Yes but... wouldn't a shrine make more sense? Or a temple?

Re: [audio] tricksandvice May 2 2011, 15:00:17 UTC

[His eyes twinkle with mirth, even though he can't be seen, and laughter sounds out over the connection.]

You think shrines exist to me? Wal*Mart is one of the closest things.

plumedsnake May 3 2011, 00:18:20 UTC

Either your relationship with humans is that bad, or your followers need to learn proper worship.

tricksandvice May 3 2011, 01:13:54 UTC

My principle myth involves me being chained beneath the earth and causing earthquakes when venom hits my face.

I don't think they like me that much.

plumedsnake May 3 2011, 14:41:07 UTC

... May I ask who you are?

tricksandvice May 3 2011, 17:30:42 UTC

We skipped riiight over that, didn't we?

Loki. Your turn.

plumedsnake May 3 2011, 17:41:27 UTC

Right. I apologize.

I'm Quetzalcoatl, an Aztec god.

tricksandvice May 4 2011, 03:17:41 UTC

Ah, from the Americas. I don't know much of your pantheon. Greenland is about as far west as I got.

plumedsnake May 4 2011, 11:42:14 UTC

I do not know much about Europeans pantheons myself, but you all are pretty popular with modern humans.

tricksandvice May 5 2011, 23:18:59 UTC

It's because we're hot.

And have lots of scandalous sex.

plumedsnake May 5 2011, 23:59:47 UTC

[ Just from his tone of voice alone, you can tell he's blushing. ]

I... would like to think that the interest mortals have in ancient deities go beyond their sex lives.

tricksandvice May 6 2011, 01:47:48 UTC

Perhaps. But that is what the most interesting myths are about. Most of mine, pretty much anything involving Zeus.

plumedsnake May 7 2011, 12:38:08 UTC

Well, there are certain gods who like to go around spreading their children... but others have done more interesting things.

tricksandvice May 7 2011, 18:07:34 UTC

And how have you made your mark, Quetzalcoatl?

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