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[tricksandvice]

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS.

Comments

[sun_droplet]

Huh? What is a "wall-mart?"

[tricksandvice]

...Well, you're an innocent one, aren't you?

It's a store, precious. A huge, over-crowded, chaotic store covered in yellow happy faces and with low prices achieved through dubious means. I made it.

[sun_droplet]

I've never heard of it, but I don't think that I'd like it much.

[She's just gonna twist her hair in her hands.]

[tricksandvice]

It's not for everyone, to be certain. But it's not all terrible, either.

[sun_droplet]

What can you get there?

[tricksandvice]

Food, clothes, toys, weaponry, music, movies, gardening equipment, plants, pets, hair supplies...

The list does go on.

[sun_droplet]

That's amazing! And it's all in one place?!?!

[tricksandvice]

All under one roof. One stop shopping.

[sun_droplet]

That's amazing!